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Tropical Hazard

Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!
Arachnomancer: Book #3

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Narrator Qarie Marshall

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Length 15 hours 9 minutes
Language English
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In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of… Knock.

(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. /Cobalins groan./)

The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.

Or is there?

Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.

Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?

Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. /Octoralis glares./ Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.

Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Read at your own risk.

Dustin Tigner is a GameLit, fantasy, and science-fiction author and game designer. For six years, he ran a writing community of over 2,000 writers that he built. Shortly after college, he published 7Strains: The Infectious, an Xbox 360 game. For more information, visit DustinTigner.com.

Qarie Marshall has narrated over thirty series for the Discovery Channel and the BBC. He has also been a guest voice on Comedy Central's Drawn Together and has recorded BBC radio plays, the in-flight programming for Virgin Atlantic Airlines, over eighty video games for the PlayStation and Xbox, and numerous audiobooks. In 2007, he was made an Associate Artist of The Purple Rose Theatre.

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