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When Life Gives You Vampires by Gloria Duke
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When Life Gives You Vampires

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Narrator Meg Sylvan

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Length 9 hours 53 minutes
Language English
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Twenty-five-year-old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily is determined to get to the bottom of it or die (again) trying.

Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily—it's against vampire law—but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike an uneasy truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice...all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change.

Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire Master determined to see her twice-dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forevermore?

This book explores negative body image (on the path to body positivity) with references to unhealthy dieting. It may be triggering for some. To anyone who has ever thought the size or shape of their body made them somehow less. You are so much more!

Gloria Duke is the author of When Life Gives You Vampires. She writes contemporary and paranormal romance fiction.

Meg Sylvan is a renowned audiobook narrator based in New York City. When not narrating, she enjoys hiking mountains, baking cookies, gardening, and appeasing fluffy cats.

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