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Learn moreHey hey, book lovers, take off those big thick glasses—this is Deadpool speaking! Sorry Marvel, somethin' happened to your copy guy. Anyway, this is my first prose novel, and they got this dude Stefan Petrucha to write it. He's good people. He's written novels and comics. But here's the thing: This book is about dogs. Dogs that turn into big nasty monsters. And then I gotta kill 'em. Thing is, I like killing people—the ones that deserve it, anyway—but I won't kill dogs. No way. So that's what we call a character dilemma. What—wait for the paperback? Who said that?! I'll gut you right now... Graphic Audio Production.
Stefan Petrucha has been a fan of comic books, science fiction, and horror since he learned to read. The author of several comics and novels, he has worked as an editor and a copywriter for technical writing, educational writing, and public relations. After spending his formative years moving between the big city and the suburbs, he settled down in the Bronx.
Michael John Casey is an in-demand narrator with a background in film and stage acting.
A diverse cast of individuals worked together to achieve the brilliant sound and performances contained in this audiobook.