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The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig by Don Zolidis
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The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig

A Love Story

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Narrator Pete Cross

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Length 7 hours 38 minutes
Language English
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The worst thing that’s ever happened to Craig is also the best: Amy. Amy and Craig never should've gotten together. Craig is an awkward Dungeons & Dragons playing geek, and Amy is the beautiful, fiercely intelligent student-body president of their high school. Yet somehow they did…until Amy dumped him. Then got back together with him. Then dumped him again. Then got back together with him again. Over and over and over. Unfolding over their senior year, Amy and Craig’s relationship is a kaleidoscope of joy, pain, and laughter as an uncertain future looms on the horizon. While Craig fights for his dream of escaping Janesville and finding his place at a quirky college, Amy quests to uncover her true self—which sometimes involves being Craig’s girlfriend…and sometimes doesn’t.

Don Zolidis grew up in Wisconsin, went to college in Minnesota, and is mostly known for being a really funny playwright. For the past five years, he’s been the most-produced playwright in American schools. His more than one hundred published plays have been performed tens of thousands of times, and have appeared in sixty-four different countries. He currently splits his time between New York and Texas, and has two adorable boys who will someday read this book and have a lot of questions. He aspires to owning a dog. The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig is his first novel. He’s hard at work on the next one.

Pete Cross is an award-winning audiobook narrator and engineer who earned his MFA from the California Institute of the Arts. A multiple Earphones Awards winner and Audie finalist, he was nominated for a SOVAS award for his narration of Moby Dick and received the 2022 Audie Award for Ryan La Sala’s Be Dazzled and the 2023 Odyssey Award for Ryan La Sala’s The Honeys.

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