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Start giftingThe Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness
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Learn moreTo show the world you're a good person—and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob—you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don’t cry.
The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. The staff write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. It has been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.
P. J. Ochlan is an actor and voiceover artist who has narrated hundreds of audiobooks and is the recipient of an Audie Award and several AudioFile Earphones Awards.