Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
The Intergalactic Guide to Humans
- By: Skye MacKinnon
- Narrated by: Kyo Sija
- Length: 59 minutes
Description
Santa is going to stuff their stockings...
Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.
After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!
Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...
A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and listen to this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.
Other books in the series:
- Alien Abduction for Beginners
- Alien Abduction for Professionals
- Alien Abduction for Experts
- Alien Abduction for Pirates
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The Intergalactic Guide to Humans Series
Alien Abduction for Professionals
By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux & Jake Bordeaux
Length: 2 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No
Being probed by aliens was only the beginning...
I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' and want to turn me into their mate.
And no, they don't...
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Alien Abduction for Beginners
By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux & Jake Bordeaux
Length: 2 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: No
Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.
Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there's help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they're graded on it.
The problem is, the human female...
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Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Kyo Sija
Length: 59 minutes
Abridged: No
Santa is going to stuff their stockings...
Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.
After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's...
Read more » Learn more
Alien Abduction for Experts
By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux & Jake Bordeaux
Length: 3 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
My teacher is trying to kill me...
My mates and I are on the run while trying to figure out why our professor wants me dead. Not exactly the punishment I expected for botching an assignment.
To get our happy end on a luxury resort planet, we may have to do the one thing I don't want my mates to do: abduct another alien. When the abductee becomes...
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