Alien Abduction for Beginners
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The Intergalactic Guide to Humans
- By: Skye MacKinnon
- Narrated by: Kyo Sija
- Length: 59 minutes
Description
Santa is going to stuff their stockings...
Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.
After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!
Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...
A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and listen to this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.
Other books in the series:
- Alien Abduction for Beginners
- Alien Abduction for Professionals
- Alien Abduction for Pirates
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The Intergalactic Guide to Humans Series

Alien Abduction for Beginners
By: Skye MacKinnon
Narrated by: Kyo Sija
Length: 59 minutes
Abridged: No
Santa is going to stuff their stockings...
Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.
After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's... Read more »
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