Middle School: Get Me out of Here!
Middle School: Book #2
- By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hours 26 minutes
Description
James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life--now a major motion picture!--is another riotous and heartwarming story about living large.
After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum. But when his newest mission uncovers secrets about the family Rafe's never known, he has to decide if he's ready to have his world turned upside down.
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Middle School Series
Middle School Bites
By: Steven Banks
Length: 4 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: No
Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire--and the werewolf--and the zombie--in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.
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Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life
By: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!
Discover the #1 bestselling middle-grade comic that inspired a major motion picture: Children's Choice Award winner James Patterson has never been more hilarious and heartwarming.
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Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!
In his acclaimed and #1 bestselling middle-grade comic debut, Children's Choice Award Author of the Year James Patterson has never been more hilarious--or heartwarming.
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Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 51 minutes
Abridged: No
Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School. Rats are leaping from lockers. Students are disappearing. The school library is a labyrinth of secret corridors. And the science teacher is acting very peculiar – in fact, he just might be a monster-in-disguise. Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur knew that seventh grade was going to be weird,... Read more »
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From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No
Return to the world of Meg Cabot's bestselling and beloved Princess Diaries series in From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess...
Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison is a completely average twelve-year-old: average height, average weight, average brown hair of average length, average brown skin and average hazel eyes. The only things... Read more »
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Royal Wedding Disaster: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 4 hours 59 minutes
Abridged: No
You are invited to a Genovian Royal Wedding in this second audiobook pulled FROM THE NOTEBOOKS OF A MIDDLE SCHOOL PRINCESS, a Princess Diaries spin-off series, written by New York Times-bestselling author Meg Cabot.
Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison still finds it hard to believe that she's a real live PRINCESS OF GENOVIA. Not only does... Read more »
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Middle School: Get Me out of Here!
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life--now a major motion picture!--is another riotous and heartwarming story about living large.
After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art... Read more »
Middle School Bites: Tom Bites Back
By: Steven Banks
Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back--and so is the vampire bat that bit him--in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in.
"Fast! Funny! Fresh!" --Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series
"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" --Tom Angleberger, New York Times... Read more »
Middle School: Get Me out of Here!
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!
Live large with James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life.
After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has... Read more »
Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #2: The Slither Sisters
By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: No
This second novel in the Tales from Lovecraft Middle School series begins right where Professor Gargoyle ended. Seventh-grader Robert Arthur has discovered that two of his classmates are actually sinister snake-women in disguise. Even worse, his new middle school is full of “gates” to a terrifying alternate dimension – a haunted mansion full of... Read more »
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Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
By: James Patterson & Lisa Papademetriou
Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
Length: 3 hours 28 minutes
Abridged: No
From blockbuster author James Patterson comes the third installment in the #1 New York Times bestselling Middle School series!
Georgia Khatchadorian--the sister of the star of the first two Middle School books, Rafe Khatchadorian--plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him... Read more »
Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #3: Teacher's Pest
By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 40 minutes
Abridged: No
“Two-headed monsters, giant tentacles, angry demons—Lovecraft Middle School is great creepy fun!”
—Ransom Riggs, author of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
DON'T BE FOOLED by his friendly smile, his perfect manners, or his shiny red apple. Student council president Howard Mergler is actually a sinister bug-monster in disguise—and he's... Read more »
Royal Crush: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 5 hours 43 minutes
Abridged: No
*A Parents' Choice Fun Stuff Award Winner*
Get ready for a Royal Crush in this third book in the middle-grade Princess Diaries spin-off series, written and illustrated by New York Times-bestselling author Meg Cabot.
Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison is turning thirteen. Even better, she’s finally starting to get the hang of this princess ... Read more »
Royal Crown: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess
By: Meg Cabot
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No
It’s the first coronation of a female monarch of Genovia in 200 years, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison, is giving listeners the inside scoop in this newest audiobook from New York Times—bestselling author and illustrator Meg Cabot!
Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison should be having fun. Her best... Read more »
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Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No
Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp--until he finds out it's a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who puts up with endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realizes there's... Read more »
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Middle School: Ultimate Showdown
By: James Patterson & Julia Bergen
Length: 2 hours 5 minutes
Abridged: No
Readers get a chance to participate in James Patterson's wildly successful Middle School series in this interactive book featuring more than 80 hilarious anecdotes from dueling siblings Rafe and Georgia Khatchadorian--plus dozens of fun-filled activities!
The Khatchadorian kids are an opinionated duo, and as readers of the Middle School stories... Read more »
Middle School: Save Rafe!
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 58 minutes
Abridged: No
James Patterson's hilarious story of perseverance and courage shows everyone's favorite troublemaker, Rafe Khatchadorian, the star of the Middle School series, learning to become a leader at long last.
After a rough summer, Rafe is heading back to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, the site of the very worst years of his life. And as if... Read more »
Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 27 minutes
Abridged: No
TOUCHDOWN! James Patterson will have kids busting out laughing as they follow lovable bad-boy Rafe's struggles to score big on the field--and in the social scene!
In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take "special"... Read more »
Middle School: Escape to Australia
By: James Patterson & Martin Chatterton
Narrated by: Michael Crouch
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No
In the newest installment of James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series, everyone's favorite underdog hero Rafe Khatchadorian is headed to the dangerous wilds of Australia!
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Middle School: Dog's Best Friend
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No
Releasing the same month as the MIDDLE SCHOOL movie, this next installment of James Patterson's hit series has non-stop laughs starring everyone's favorite underdog.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on... Read more »
Middle School: From Hero to Zero
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Length: 3 hours 31 minutes
Abridged: No
James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series is now a major motion picture! Catch up with everyone's favorite troublemaker Rafe Khatchadorian when he gets lost in London on the worst field trip EVER!
After a mostly-successful stint at Hills Valley Middle School, Rafe is excited to visit the incredible city of London with his class.... Read more »
Middle School: Born to Rock
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Length: 3 hours 29 minutes
Abridged: No
In the next book in James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series, Rafe Khatchadorian's hilarious little sister, Georgia, is back for another rollicking adventure!
It's not easy being Rafe Khatchadorian's sister. He's got quite a reputation around school, and Georgia's got it hard enough as is! With a super secret crush on her classmate... Read more »
Middle School: Master of Disaster
By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Michael Crouch & Caitlin Kelly
Length: 4 hours 30 minutes
Abridged: No
In this blockbuster installment of the bestselling Middle School series, Rafe and the other favorite characters from James Patterson's books for kids join forces for the first time in a hilarious adventure!
Rafe and Jimmy, two misunderstood "troublemakers", are finally up to something good. They're in charge of a huge celebration of books... Read more »
My School
By: Kurt Johnston & Mark Oestreicher
Narrated by: Hewitt James
Length: 3 hours 45 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle school is like a roller coaster, filled with ups and downs, twists and turns; it’s exhilarating and scary all at the same time! From piles of homework, to understanding the variety of “interesting” people working at your school, and dealing with the new challenges of changing for gym class in front of everyone, it’s normal to feel a... Read more »
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Medieval Mayhem
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length:
Abridged: No
What happens when you combine middle school with medieval times? Medieval Mayhem happens, that's what! Middle School Mayhem: Medieval Mayhem is the fifth installment of a planned twelve-book series. And it just could be the best and funniest adventure yet!
Austin Davenport is back as he travels back in time to battle his timeless nemesises for... Read more »
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Battle of the Bands
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 5 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle School Mayhem: Battle of the Bands
Austin Davenport is back in the mayhemiest adventure yet! Austin's world is forever changed when he learns that nerds have one chance to transform themselves into cool kids. And that's by starting a band.
When Austin and his crew get fed up at being even less popular than the kid in the marching band... Read more »
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Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1, #2, and #3
By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 8 hours 22 minutes
Abridged: No
Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School. Rats are leaping from lockers. Students are disappearing. The school library is a labyrinth of secret corridors. And the science teacher is acting very peculiar – in fact, he just might be a monster-in-disguise. Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur knew that seventh grade was going to be weird,... Read more »
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My Friends
By: Kurt Johnston & Mark Oestreicher
Narrated by: Hewitt James
Length: 3 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No
Don’t worry, My Friends, from the Middle School Survival Series, will give you all the tips and secrets you need to make the most of your friendships. In the pages of this book, you’ll find helpful friendship tips like: • what you can learn about friendships from the Bible • ways to be a good friend • how to deal with conflict and other tough... Read more »
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Santukkah!
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 4 hours 59 minutes
Abridged: No
Austin Davenport is back! With new characters and a new villain; the only guarantee is more mayhem! Middle School Mayhem: Santukkah! is the second installment of this planned twelve-book series. This fast-paced and gut-busting series is designed for middle grade and younger YA readers.
After his brother wins a big sports award, Austin is... Read more »
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The Takedown
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 6 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No
Cherry Avenue Middle School ain't big enough for the two of them. With the dust still settling from the epic medieval mayhem that took place at the Medieval Renaissance Fair, Principal/Emperor Buthaire strikes back, revealing a secret plan he had been working on since the first day that he and Austin met. And it's his hardest-hitting plan yet.... Read more »
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The Science (Un)Fair
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 4 hours 30 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle School Mayhem: The Science (Un)Fair
Thanks for tuning your station to Nerd Nation! Austin Davenport returns in Middle School Mayhem: Science (Un)Fair, the third installment of a planned twelve-book series. And this time, he's playing for keeps. Whatever that means.
But seriously though, the stakes have never been higher for Austin, whose... Read more »
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Down with the Dance
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 3 hours 27 minutes
Abridged: No
Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series.
Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic... Read more »
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Valentine's Duh
By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 6 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No
Austin Davenport, love doctor or destroyer?
The mayhem has multiplied! Love is in the air in Gopherville, but this ain't no mushy love story. It's an adventure of the heart with jokes of the fart.
They say that mayhem can't buy love, but it can break it apart. Or at least they should say that, because with Valentine's Day rapidly approaching at... Read more »
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