Middle School: Get Me out of Here!

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!

Discover the #1 bestselling middle-grade comic that inspired a major motion picture: Children's Choice Award winner James Patterson has never been more hilarious and heartwarming.

Rafe Khatchadorian has enough... Read more »

Middle School Bites

By: Steven Banks
Length: 4 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: No

Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire--and the werewolf--and the zombie--in this monstrously funny new series from SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks.

"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!"--Tom Angleberger, New York Times best-selling author... Read more »

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle

By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 51 minutes
Abridged: No

Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School. Rats are leaping from lockers. Students are disappearing.  The school library is a labyrinth of secret corridors. And the science teacher is acting very peculiar – in fact, he just might be a monster-in-disguise.  Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur knew that seventh grade was going to be weird,... Read more »

From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess

By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No

Return to the world of Meg Cabot's bestselling and beloved Princess Diaries series in From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess...

Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison is a completely average twelve-year-old: average height, average weight, average brown hair of average length, average brown skin and average hazel eyes. The only things...

Middle School: Get Me out of Here!

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!

Live large with James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life.

After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has... Read more »

Middle School: Get Me out of Here!

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No

James Patterson's winning follow-up to the #1 New York Times bestseller Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life--which the LA Times called "a perfectly pitched novel"--is another riotous and heartwarming story about living large.
After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's... Read more »

Middle School Bites: Tom Bites Back

By: Steven Banks
Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No

Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back--and so is the vampire bat that bit him--in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in.

"Fast! Funny! Fresh!" --Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series

"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" --Tom Angleberger, New York Times... Read more »

Royal Wedding Disaster: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess

By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 4 hours 59 minutes
Abridged: No

You are invited to a Genovian Royal Wedding in this second audiobook pulled From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess, a Princess Diaries spin-off series, written and illustrated by New York Times-bestselling author Meg Cabot.

Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison still finds it hard to believe that she's a real live PRINCESS OF...

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #2: The Slither Sisters

By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 50 minutes
Abridged: No

This second novel in the Tales from Lovecraft Middle School series begins right where Professor Gargoyle ended.  Seventh-grader Robert Arthur has discovered that two of his classmates are actually sinister snake-women in disguise. Even worse, his new middle school is full of “gates” to a terrifying alternate dimension – a haunted mansion full of... Read more »

Middle School Bites: Out for Blood

By: Steven Banks
Length: 4 hours 23 minutes
Abridged: No

Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back--and so is the werewolf that bit him--in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in.

Eleven-year-old Tom was bit by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie right before the first day of middle school. It was a weird and crazy day. And he didn't even get excused from sixth grade!

Now he's being hunted... Read more »

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #3: Teacher's Pest

By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 2 hours 40 minutes
Abridged: No

“Two-headed monsters, giant tentacles, angry demons—Lovecraft Middle School is great creepy fun!”
—Ransom Riggs, author of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
 
DON'T BE FOOLED by his friendly smile, his perfect manners, or his shiny red apple. Student council president Howard Mergler is actually a sinister bug-monster in disguise—and he's... Read more »

Royal Crush: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess

By: Meg Cabot
Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Length: 5 hours 43 minutes
Abridged: No

*A Parents' Choice Fun Stuff Award Winner*

Get ready for a Royal Crush in this third audiobook in the middle-grade Princess Diaries spin-off series, written and illustrated by New York Times-bestselling author Meg Cabot.

Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison is turning thirteen. Even better, she’s finally starting to get the hang of this...

Royal Crown: From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess

By: Meg Cabot
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No

It’s the first coronation of a female monarch of Genovia in 200 years, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison, is giving listeners the inside scoop in Royal Crown, an audiobook from New York Times—bestselling author and illustrator Meg Cabot!

Olivia Grace Clarisse Mignonette Harrison should be having fun. Her...

Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 27 minutes
Abridged: No

TOUCHDOWN! James Patterson will have kids busting out laughing as they follow lovable bad-boy Rafe's struggles to score big on the field--and in the social scene!

In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take "special"... Read more »

Middle School: Dog's Best Friend

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No

Releasing the same month as the MIDDLE SCHOOL movie, this next installment of James Patterson's hit series has non-stop laughs starring everyone's favorite underdog.

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on... Read more »

Middle School: Escape to Australia

By: James Patterson
Narrated by: Michael Crouch
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No

In the newest installment of James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series, everyone's favorite underdog hero Rafe Khatchadorian is headed to the dangerous wilds of Australia!

Rafe isn't exactly considered a winner in Hills Village Middle School to say the least, but everything's about to change: he's won a school-wide art competition, and... Read more »

Middle School: From Hero to Zero

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Length: 3 hours 31 minutes
Abridged: No

James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series is now a major motion picture! Catch up with everyone's favorite troublemaker Rafe Khatchadorian when he gets lost in London on the worst field trip EVER!

After a mostly-successful stint at Hills Valley Middle School, Rafe is excited to visit the incredible city of London with his class.... Read more »

Middle School: Born to Rock

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Length: 3 hours 29 minutes
Abridged: No

In the next book in James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series, Rafe Khatchadorian's hilarious little sister, Georgia, is back for another rollicking adventure!
It's not easy being Rafe Khatchadorian's sister. He's got quite a reputation around school, and Georgia's got it hard enough as is! With a super secret crush on her classmate Sam... Read more »

Middle School: Master of Disaster

By: James Patterson
Narrated by: Michael Crouch & Caitlin Kelly
Length: 4 hours 30 minutes
Abridged: No

In this blockbuster installment of the bestselling Middle School series, Rafe and the other favorite characters from James Patterson's books for kids join forces for the first time in a hilarious adventure!
Rafe and Jimmy, two misunderstood "troublemakers", are finally up to something good. They're in charge of a huge celebration of books and... Read more »

Middle School: Field Trip Fiasco

By: James Patterson & Martin Chatterton
Narrated by: Michael Crouch
Length: 3 hours 46 minutes
Abridged: No

In this hilarious installment of the bestselling Middle School series, Rafe faces a cranky crocodile, a quirky campout, and a dastardly diamond plot in his most topsy-turvy adventure yet.

Things have quieted down for lovable troublemaker Rafe Khatchadorian, and after all the mishaps and adventures he's been through, he's feeling a little...

Middle School: It's a Zoo in Here!

By: James Patterson
Length: TBA
Abridged: No

Rafe feels like a caged lion at his summer job at the zoo--until a real lion desperately needs his help.
 
Rafe Khatchadorian is days away from sweet, sweet summer freedom until bad grades threaten to land him in … SUMMER SCHOOL.
 
It’s impossible to fail out of a summer job, right? Wrong. He strikes out at the zoo then grosses out at a... Read more »

Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

By: James Patterson & Lisa Papademetriou
Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
Length: 3 hours 28 minutes
Abridged: No

From blockbuster author James Patterson comes the third installment in the #1 New York Times bestselling Middle School series! Georgia Khatchadorian--the sister of the star of the first two Middle School books, Rafe Khatchadorian--plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him... Read more »

Santukkah!

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 4 hours 59 minutes
Abridged: No

Austin Davenport is back! With new characters and a new villain; the only guarantee is more mayhem! Middle School Mayhem: Santukkah! is the second installment of this planned twelve-book series. This fast-paced and gut-busting series is designed for middle grade and younger YA readers.  

After his brother wins a big sports award, Austin is...

The Science (Un)Fair

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 4 hours 30 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle School Mayhem: The Science (Un)Fair 

Thanks for tuning your station to Nerd Nation! Austin Davenport returns in Middle School Mayhem: Science (Un)Fair, the third installment of a planned twelve-book series. And this time, he's playing for keeps. Whatever that means.  

But seriously though, the stakes have never been higher for Austin, whose...

The Takedown

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 6 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No

Cherry Avenue Middle School ain't big enough for the two of them. With the dust still settling from the epic medieval mayhem that took place at the Medieval Renaissance Fair, Principal/Emperor Buthaire strikes back, revealing a secret plan he had been working on since the first day that he and Austin met. And it's his hardest-hitting plan yet....

Down with the Dance

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 3 hours 27 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle School Mayhem: Down with the Dance is the first book in this action-packed, hilarious series.  

 Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only eleven short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic...

Valentine's Duh

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 6 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No

Austin Davenport, love doctor or destroyer? 

The mayhem has multiplied! Love is in the air in Gopherville, but this ain't no mushy love story. It's an adventure of the heart with jokes of the fart.

They say that mayhem can't buy love, but it can break it apart. Or at least they should say that, because with Valentine's Day rapidly approaching at...

My Friends

By: Kurt Johnston & Mark Oestreicher
Narrated by: Hewitt James
Length: 3 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No

Don’t worry, My Friends, from the Middle School Survival Series, will give you all the tips and secrets you need to make the most of your friendships. In the pages of this book, you’ll find helpful friendship tips like: • what you can learn about friendships from the Bible • ways to be a good friend • how to deal with conflict and other tough...

My School

By: Kurt Johnston & Mark Oestreicher
Narrated by: Hewitt James
Length: 3 hours 45 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle school is like a roller coaster, filled with ups and downs, twists and turns; it’s exhilarating and scary all at the same time! From piles of homework, to understanding the variety of “interesting” people working at your school, and dealing with the new challenges of changing for gym class in front of everyone, it’s normal to feel a...

Middle School: Save Rafe!

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 58 minutes
Abridged: No

James Patterson's hilarious story of perseverance and courage shows everyone's favorite troublemaker, Rafe Khatchadorian, the star of the Middle School series, learning to become a leader at long last.

After a rough summer, Rafe is heading back to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, the site of the very worst years of his life. And as if... Read more »

Middle School: Ultimate Showdown

By: James Patterson & Julia Bergen
Narrated by:
Length: 2 hours 5 minutes
Abridged: No

Readers get a chance to participate in James Patterson's wildly successful Middle School series in this interactive book featuring more than 80 hilarious anecdotes from dueling siblings Rafe and Georgia Khatchadorian--plus dozens of fun-filled activities!

The Khatchadorian kids are an opinionated duo, and as readers of the Middle School stories... Read more »

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No

Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in... Read more »

Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 4 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No

Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp--until he finds out it's a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who puts up with endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realizes there's... Read more »

Medieval Mayhem

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 5 hours 13 minutes
Abridged: No

What happens when you combine middle school with medieval times? Medieval Mayhem happens, that's what! Middle School Mayhem: Medieval Mayhem is the fifth installment of a planned twelve-book series. And it just could be the best and funniest adventure yet! 

Austin Davenport is back as he travels back in time to battle his timeless nemesises for...

Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1, #2, and #3

By: Charles Gilman
Narrated by: Kristoffer Tabori
Length: 8 hours 22 minutes
Abridged: No

Strange things are happening at Lovecraft Middle School. Rats are leaping from lockers. Students are disappearing.  The school library is a labyrinth of secret corridors. And the science teacher is acting very peculiar – in fact, he just might be a monster-in-disguise.  Twelve-year-old Robert Arthur knew that seventh grade was going to be weird,... Read more »

Battle of the Bands

By: C.T. Walsh
Narrated by: J Stempien
Length: 5 hours 53 minutes
Abridged: No

Middle School Mayhem: Battle of the Bands 

Austin Davenport is back in the mayhemiest adventure yet! Austin's world is forever changed when he learns that nerds have one chance to transform themselves into cool kids. And that's by starting a band.  

When Austin and his crew get fed up at being even less popular than the kid in the marching band...