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Swine Not? by Jimmy Buffett
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Swine Not?

A Novel

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Length 4 hours 51 minutes
Language English
Narrators Jimmy Buffett & L. J. Ganser

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Bestselling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible tale filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff -- -especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast -- -becomes imperative.

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestsellerย A Salty Piece of Landย as well asย A Pirate Looks at Fifty,ย Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestsellerย Where Is Joe Merchant?ย Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestsellerย A Salty Piece of Landย as well asย A Pirate Looks at Fifty,ย Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestsellerย Where Is Joe Merchant?ย Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

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