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Start giftingIf You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails - Abridged
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In If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails Barbara shares her hilarious stories about growing up, getting into trouble, failing miserably, and then starting over again. In each chapter, she comes back to one of her mom’s unconventional lessons, and how it applies in the real world of business.
Whatever your calling, the homespun lessons that work for Barbara will help you use what you’ve got to create success in your life. Whether you’re just starting out, fighting your way up the career ladder, or reentering the workforce, If You Don't Have Big Breasts, Put Ribbons On Your Pigtails is an owner’s manual to your most valuable asset.