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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night by Scott Rice
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It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest: 101 Funniest Opening Sentences from the Worst Novels Never Written

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Length 1 hour 10 minutes
Language English
Narrators various narrators, Marni Webb, Bob Nathan, Ray Nakamoto & Rachel Songer

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Summary

Little did the obscure novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton know in 1830 when he penned that most relished, imitated, and lampooned opening sentence in English literature, "It was a dark and stormy night..." that his words would inspire countless aspiring writers struggling incessantly like boats against the current to emulate his unparalleled style and that his name would grace "The Bulwer-Lytton Contest" honoring his most successful followers. Get it? Abounding in shameless sentences, this audio rendition of the original contest is a hilarious—even perversely instructive—collection of skilled, inept writing.

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