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Loose Wheels and Narrow Necks - Abridged by Brian Price
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Loose Wheels and Narrow Necks - Abridged

Cart 437 and Other Slightly Dystopian Tales

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Length 1 hour 11 minutes
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Narrators David Ossman & others

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Over the years while writing, directing, and acting at radio theater workshops and in the Mark Time Radio show performances at Minneapolis’ CONvergence science fiction conventions, Brian Price and David Stearns found that they shared a love for classic Beat poetry, Lord Buckley, and prose poems, so they started doing some of their own. This is a collection of their unique hybrid of humor, music, character, and performance.

“Closed Mouths and Narrow Necks”The Yellow House - West Plains, MO, May 29, 2002Bass: Thom Hoglen, Sax: Eric Elder

“Cart 437” (or “The Long Way Around”)CONvergence 2006 - July 7, 2006

“The Collapse of the 20th Century Was So Gradual”Minicon 32 - March 28, 1997Piano: David Emerson

“Clones Day Parade”CONvergence 2001 - July 6, 2001Piano: Mike Wheaton

“Unrelated Cliffhanger Theater”CONvergence 2006 - July 7, 2006With Windy Bowlsby, Tim Wick, Charlie Meitzner, Preston Ossman, Eleanor Price, and David Ossman

“Your Mileage May Vary”CONvergence 2002 - July 5, 2002With Richard FishMusic by Eleanor Price

“A Cure for Science”CONvergence 2004 - July 2, 2004Trombone: Jim ten Bensel

“The Tiniest Souls”CONvergence 2007 - July 6, 2007

“Under the Broken Tree Bridge” CONvergence 2008 - July 3, 2008With Eleanor PricePiano: Keith Spears

“Cart 437: Part Two”Hear Now Festival - Kansas City, MO, June 9, 2016

“You Can’t Handle the Truth”CONvergence 2007 - July 6, 2007With Wally Wingert, Windy Bowlsby, Tim Wick, Preston Ossman, Eleanor Price, and David Ossman

Brian Price has been working in audio theater and production for over thirty-five years. He has written, directed, and adapted for groups such as Native Voices at the Autry, the Grist Mill, and the National Audio Theatre Festivals. He and his Great Northern Audio Theatre partner, Jerry Stearns, wrote and produced eighteen years of the Mark Time Awards Radio Show and were awarded an Audie Award in 2017 for Best Audio Drama for their full-length drama In the Embers. They also hold a Norman Corwin Award for Lifetime Achievement in Audio Theater.

David Ossman, narrator, writer, producer, and character actor, is a founding member of the legendary comedy troupe The Firesign Theatre, which has celebrated its fiftieth anniversary. Funny, prophetic, and groundbreaking Firesign has had an incalculable influence on generations of comics and sound artists. Their album Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers has been inducted into the Library of Congress’ National Recording Registry. With his wife and partner, Judith Walcutt, he continues to create audio magic through their production company Otherworld Media.

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