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For This We Left Egypt?

A Passover Haggadah for Jews and Those Who Love Them

By Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel & Adam Mansbach
Narrated by Adam Mansbach, Alan Zweibel & Dave Barry / 1 hour 21 minutes

If you’ve ever suffered through a Passover Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can feel like we’re still in bondage. There are endless stories, frequent hand washing, and not enough eating. The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. For This We Left Egypt? is a hilarious and entertaining parody from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach. These award-winning comedy writers take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your house by setting it on fire with a standard blowtorch (preferably outdoors), to breaking the middle matzah?that is, if you can find a piece that isn’t already broken, to a hilariously absurd retelling of the Passover story featuring Pharaoh Schmuck, a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, and the Promised Land which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. Also included are useless commentary and thought-provoking discussion questions throughout such as: Is Manischewitz considered a plague? Publishing just in time for Passover, this book will be the perfect gift book from G-d that you’ll want to share and laugh over with friends and family.

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Narrator Adam Mansbach, Alan Zweibel & Dave Barry
ISBN 9781536626858
Length 1 hour 21 minutes
Language English
Publisher Brilliance Audio
Publication date
Edition Unabridged
Genres Religion & Humor
Libro.fm rank #150,871 Overall
Genre rank #3,017 in Humor