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Love Languages of Vampires by Crimson Angel Mercy AKA The Supernatural Agony Aunt

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Love Languages of Vampires

The Ultimate Guide to Love at First Bite!

by Crimson Angel Mercy AKA The Supernatural Agony Aunt

Narrator Victoria Fox

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Length 2 hours 58 minutes

Language English

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A dating guide - with bite! For fans of Twilight, The Vampire Diaries and all things supernatural comes a self-help guide you can really sink your teeth in to.

Dating isn't always easy, especially when your crush is a night owl, suspiciously knowledgable at history (it's like they lived through it!) and likes their steak on the bloodier side.

You might already have an intense connection (move over Bella and Edward) or perhaps you're still in your enemies-to-lovers era (Buffy and Spike, who?), but getting past that 'I like you' moment is proving tricky. Enter Crimson Angel Mercy, the supernatural agony aunt, who will spare you the agony as you dip your toe in the dating pool. In The Love Languages of Vampires, Crimson will show you how to dodge the red flags, move on from serial ghosters and spot the bloodsuckers before you fall in love at first bite. Discover the five love languages that are essential to a happy relationship and find out who is right for you (spoiler alert: it's sometimes choosing yourself!).

Romance Self-Improvement Family & Relationships Nonfiction

Crimson Angel Mercy has always had a special affinity with vampires and otherworldly creatures. Paired with her love for romance novels and reality TV, she found her calling as the supernatural agony aunt. She lives in Whitby, England where she stalks the graveyard at night waiting for Count Dracula to bite.