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A Child's First Book of Trump by Michael Ian Black
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A Child's First Book of Trump

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Narrator Michael Ian Black

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Length 7 minutes
Language English
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A New York Times bestseller!

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasnā€™t so true.


The beasty is called an American Trump.
Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.
Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped.


The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and nowā€¦political candidate? Kids (and letā€™s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing thatā€™s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are thoseā€¦words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?

With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world dominationā€¦sorryā€¦President of the United States.

Michael Ian Black is a writer, comedian, and actor who has appeared onĀ Another Period,Ā The Jim Gaffigan Show, andĀ Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp. He created and starred in many television series, has written screenplays, and regularly tours the country as a stand-up comedian. Michael is the bestselling author of the bookĀ My Custom Van, the memoirĀ Youā€™re Not Doing It Right, and the childrenā€™s booksĀ Chicken Cheeks,Ā The Purple Kangaroo,Ā A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea,Ā Iā€™m Bored,Ā Naked!,Ā Cock-a-Doodle-Doo-Bop!, andĀ Iā€™m Sorry. Michael lives in Connecticut with his wife and two children.

Michael Ian Black is a writer, comedian, and actor who has appeared onĀ Another Period,Ā The Jim Gaffigan Show, andĀ Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp. He created and starred in many television series, has written screenplays, and regularly tours the country as a stand-up comedian. Michael is the bestselling author of the bookĀ My Custom Van, the memoirĀ Youā€™re Not Doing It Right, and the childrenā€™s booksĀ Chicken Cheeks,Ā The Purple Kangaroo,Ā A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea,Ā Iā€™m Bored,Ā Naked!,Ā Cock-a-Doodle-Doo-Bop!, andĀ Iā€™m Sorry. Michael lives in Connecticut with his wife and two children.

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