The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Fred, the Vampire Accountant: Book #1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hours 2 minutes
Description
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night—different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful—Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
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Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 7 hours 2 minutes
Abridged: No
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night—different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than... Read more »
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Undeath and Taxes
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 9 hours 19 minutes
Abridged: No
After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected—he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and... Read more »
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Bloody Acquisitions
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 9 hours 51 minutes
Abridged: No
With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and... Read more »
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The Fangs of Freelance
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 8 hours 20 minutes
Abridged: No
When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance... Read more »
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Deadly Assessments
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 9 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No
After several years as a vampire, starting a business, founding his own clan, and proposing to his girlfriend, Fred is finally beginning to settle into life as an undead accountant. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about his continued survival, or the dangerous friends he's made along the way. The Blood Council has dispatched a... Read more »
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Undeading Bells
By: Drew Hayes
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
Length: 11 hours 33 minutes
Abridged: No
After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there's no shortage of tasks to check... Read more »
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