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Start giftingTexts from Jane Eyre
And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters
Length
2 hours 22 minutes
Language
English
Narrators
Zach Villa & Amy Landon
This audiobook uses AI narration.
We’re taking steps to make sure AI narration is transparent.
Learn moreMallory Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters.
Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car.
Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.
Mallory Ortberg is cocreator of The Toast, a general-interest Web site geared toward women. She has also written for Gawker, The Hairpin, New York Magazine, and the Atlantic. She lives in the Bay Area.
Zach Villa is a bicoastal stage, film, and television performer. Classically trained in acting at Interlochen Arts Academy and the Juilliard School, Zach's audiobook work includes multiple fantasy series, The World Without You by Joshua Henkin, and Butterfly Winter by W. P. Kinsella. When he isn't voicing a goblin or knight, Zach is writing and recording music.
Amy Landon is a classically trained actress with numerous off-Broadway, film, and television credits. Her voice can also be heard on many television and radio commercials. She has an easy facility with dialects, which she also coaches and teaches, and she is happy to find her lifelong obsession with books is matching up with her acting and vocal work.