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Start giftingYou Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
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Learn moreYou're going to wish you never picked up this book.
Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in:
- A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.
- The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt.
- Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you.
- The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD.
- Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
Founded in 1958 as a print publication and competitor of Mad Magazine, cracked.com has been published exclusively online since 2006. It is based in Los Angeles, California.
Johnny Heller, a Golden Voice Lifetime Achievement Award winner, has recorded over 800 audiobooks spanning every genre. He is a four-time Audie Award winner; an AudioFile Best Voice, Booklist Editor's Choice List, and Publishers Weekly Listen Up Award winner; and the winner of over thirty Earphones Awards. His national and international audiobook coaching workshops are called "game changing" by attendees. AudioFile magazine named him one of the top fifty voices of the twentieth century.