Miss Holly is Too Jolly!

Miss Daisy is Crazy!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 45 minutes
Abridged: No

Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an... Read more »

Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 48 minutes
Abridged: No

Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar... Read more »

Miss Small is Off the Wall!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 46 minutes
Abridged: No

Fan-favorite author Dan Gutman has won numerous awards for his children's books, and his work has been listed among the ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In Miss Small Is Off the Wall, A.J.'s gym teacher is acting really weird, teaching the class to do the Chicken Dance instead of a normal activity like dodgeball. And the other grown-ups... Read more »

My Weirder-est School #6: Mrs. Bacon Is Fakin'!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
Length: 1 hours 4 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 27 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

Get ready for the performance of a lifetime in this sixth book in the My Weirder-est School series!

A.J. and his friends are forming a band! At least, they are taking band classes. Their new teacher, Mrs. Bacon, can teach any instrument, from the kazoo to... Read more »

Mr. Hynde is out of His Mind!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 50 minutes
Abridged: No

Award-winning author Dan Gutman offers up this sixth hilarious tale from his fan-favorite My Weird School series. Bored out of his mind at school, A.J. hates going to class-especially when it's time for music. But all that changes when the new music teacher, Mr. Hynde, starts doing weird stuff like rapping, dancing around, and playing bongo on... Read more »

My Weird School Special: We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
Length: 1 hours 4 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

In honor of Presidents’ Day, A.J. and Andrea from Ella Mentry will compete against their Dirk School rivals in the ultimate Presidents’ Day Challenge! The winning school will get bragging rights, a free trip to an amusement park, and a top-secret prize.

The... Read more »

Mrs. Cooney is Loony!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 53 minutes
Abridged: No

Dan Gutman's critically acclaimed children's books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman's My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he's developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple... Read more »

Ms. LaGrange is Strange!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 59 minutes
Abridged: No

Author Dan Gutman has garnered widespread accolades for his books, including the BooklistEditor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this episode of the popular My Weird School series, Ella Mentry gets a new- and very unusual- lunch lady. Ms. LaGrange talks funny. And she does odd things- like writing secret messages in the... Read more »

Miss Lazar Is Bizarre!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 47 minutes
Abridged: No

Dan Gutman's My Weird School series tickles young listeners' funny bones with clever wordplay and zany characters. Series star A.J. is in the second grade and he hates school - but that doesn't stop him from getting into hilarious adventures. This time around, he meets a genuine superhero, school custodian Miss Lazar. Always ready to save the... Read more »

Mr. Docker is off His Rocker!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 54 minutes
Abridged: No

Mr. Docker, a new science teacher, is a crazy inventor who blows things up, uses potatoes for power, and has A.J. and his friends wondering whether science is for nerds or is the coolest subject ever Read more »

Mrs. Kormel is Not Normal!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 45 minutes
Abridged: No

With over one million copies of his books in print, New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman is a hit with young readers thanks to his energetic stories tinged with uproarious humor. Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! introduces Ella Mentry Elementary School's zany bus driver. Mrs. Kormel has been driving everyone crazy lately, and it's up to AJ and... Read more »

Ms. Todd is Odd!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 56 minutes
Abridged: No

A.J. and his friends are afraid that Ms. Todd, their substitute teacher, has killed their regular teacher and is trying to take over her job. Read more »

Mrs. Patty is Batty!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 53 minutes
Abridged: No

A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted. Read more »

Miss Holly is Too Jolly!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 56 minutes
Abridged: No

Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. Read more »

Mr. Macky is Wacky!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 49 minutes
Abridged: No

Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports. Read more »

Ms. Coco is Loco!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 57 minutes
Abridged: No

It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again? Read more »

Miss Suki Is Kooky!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 57 minutes
Abridged: No

Something weird is going on! Miss Suki is a famous children's book author—and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes! Read more »

My Weird School #18

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: TBA
Abridged: No

Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet? Read more »

Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 53 minutes
Abridged: No

Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job? Read more »

Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 58 minutes
Abridged: No

Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Read more »

Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
Length: 54 minutes
Abridged: No

A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right? Read more »

My Weird School Special: Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Andy Paris
Length: 1 hours 3 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

Hip, hop, hooray! Its Easter, and this year Mayor Hubble is hosting an Easter egg roll and a special egg hunt at the mayor’s mansion. And A.J. and the gang are invited! But when Mayor Hubble reveals that the prize golden egg has a thousand dollars inside... Read more »

My Weird School Special: Bummer in the Summer!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Maxwell Glick
Length: 1 hours 17 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

School’s almost out for the summer, and A.J. is dreaming about all the fun things he’s going to do on vacation.

But A.J.’s dream quickly turns into a nightmare when three familiar spirits appear to show him summers past, present, and yet to come. Will they... Read more »

My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Andy Paris
Length: 1 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

It's Christmas, and you know what that means! Santa Claus is coming to town! Or at least to the local mall. But what happens when kid rapper Cray-Z gives a Christmas concert at the same mall and all his fans go bananas? One thing's for sure—if A.J. and the... Read more »

My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Andy Paris
Length: 1 hours 7 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: when... Read more »

My Weird School Special: It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Andy Paris
Length: 1 hours 10 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

It’s Halloween, and you know what that means! Candy! Costumes! More candy! What would happen if a kid ate a million hundred pounds of chocolate in one night? One thing’s for sure—when the kids from Ella Mentry School go trick-or-treating, it will be a... Read more »

My Weird School Special: Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Tara Sands
Length: 1 hours 5 minutes
Abridged: No

With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

Summer is almost over, and you know what that means—time to head back to school! But when a tropical storm ends A.J.'s vacation earlier than expected, he and his family have to stay at Andrea's house. Ugh, disgusting!

Soon after, everyone in the house... Read more »