Adventures of a Middle School Zombie
The Dead Jed Series: Book #1
Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Jed’s not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use thepolitically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parentshave attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for aslong as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend’s sister’s birthday partywhen he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally promptingthe “big talk” from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad),seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supremeschool bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.
From being stuffed in a filled trash can as “dead meat” andinto a trophy case as the bully’s “prize” to literally having his hand pulledoff in the boys’ room (Jed’s always losing body parts—but with a good staplerand some duct tape, he’s back in the action), Jed’s had enough and is readyto plan his revenge. Besides, it’s awesome what you can do when you’re alreadydead.