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You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too! by Durwood Merrill
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You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too!

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Length 10 hours 3 minutes
Language English
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One of the most colorful and beloved characters in major league baseball, Durwood Merrill talks about the game’s many personalities and gives an up-close and personal account of life on the diamond, in the clubhouse, and beyond. With over two decades of laugh-out-loud anecdotes and controversial opinions, Merrill makes the call on managers, relating his explosive relationships with them and the viciously hilarious barbs they trade. He allows the listener to enter baseball’s most private places, from the clubhouse to the mound and home plate, and he rates all the top players he’s seen in his career. You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too! covers all the bases as Merrill offers his most colorful experiences and his seasoned, experienced insights on the state of baseball today.

Durwood Merrill (1938–2003) was an American League umpire for twenty-three seasons. He is the author of You’re Out and You’re Ugly, Too!: Confessions of an Umpire with Attitude.

Adams Morgan is a theater-trained actor who has appeared in venues around the United States. He has also narrated for National Public Radio and performed radio dramas and historical reenactments. He lives in New York City.

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