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The Genius Files: Book #1
Narrator
Michael Goldstrom
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Length
6 hours 8 minutes
Language
English
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn't want to jump off a cliff.
They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquified SPAM. But what are you supposed to do when you're being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you?
One thing is for sure, it will be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
Want to join in the fun? Fire up the online maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the Pez museum to the largest ball of twine in the world.
Watch out for the Frisbee grenades!
Dan Gutman is the bestselling author of the several series of books for children, including the Genius Files, the Baseball Card Adventures, the My Weird School series, and others. His Honus & Me was adapted into a made-for-television movie called The Winning Season. Visit him on his weird website at www.DanGutman.com.
Michael Goldstrom is a Juilliard-trained actor and comedian. He has appeared on Comedy Central, HBO, A&E, NBC, and ABC, as well as on and off Broadway. His audiobook narrations have earned several Earphones Awards.
Audiobook details
Narrator:
Michael Goldstrom
ISBN:
9781481573894
Length:
6 hours 8 minutes
Language:
English
Publisher:
Blackstone Publishing
Publication date:
August 1, 2013
Edition:
Unabridged
Reviews
“Dan Gutman is a funny man and a prolific writer, and the Genius Files, his latest excursion into early teen adventure and absurdity, will likely find an immediate audience…A page turner.”
“There is no shortage of humor or action…Gutman continues to do what he does best: entertain readers.”
“A quirky look at Americana that will engage curious minds…Those looking for a fun and suspenseful read similar to those from Pseudonymous Bosch will not be disappointed.”
“Encouraging readers to follow along, Gutman tucks Google Map directions and small photographs into the margins while salting his tale with coded messages and rousingly icky brangles…along with his usual generous measures of quick action and snarky repartee.”
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