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Rhinestones On My Flip Flops offers the message Jane lives by: prove people wrong and laugh while living your dreams.
Has your life ever flipped? The challenge is to not become a flop! Strap on your sandals and let Rhinestones On My Flip Flops deliver joy and laughter in the midst of everyday mess-ups.
Professional Southern humorist and award-winning author Jane Jenkins Herlong uses humor, wisdom, and life stories from iconic biblical women to guide you through the inevitable blunders of life.
Learn from the flip-flops of Deceived Eve, Domestic Diva Martha and Whiny Naomi. Laugh and be inspired by honest (ouch) stories delivered with Jane's sparkling sense of humor. Add in some "rhinestoned" advice from modern Women of Wisdom (WOW). And you will learn how to keep the sparkle and shine on your God-given talents even as you experience life's inevitable flops!
With a sense of humor and hard work, Jane Jenkins Herlong traveled from her family farm to the runway of the Miss America Pageant all the way to performing at Radio City Music Hall. Jane crisscrosses the country sharing her down-home principles delivered with uptown humor. Combining humor, truth and her award-winning singing, Jane adds pizzazz to her presentations with life skills, helping audiences work smart, laugh often and live their dreams. She is also a SiriusXM humorist and award-winning author and professional singer, as well as a recent inductee into the Speaker Hall of Fame.
With a sense of humor and hard work, Jane Jenkins Herlong traveled from her family farm to the runway of the Miss America Pageant all the way to performing at Radio City Music Hall. Jane crisscrosses the country sharing her down-home principles delivered with uptown humor. Combining humor, truth and her award-winning singing, Jane adds pizzazz to her presentations with life skills, helping audiences work smart, laugh often and live their dreams. She is also a SiriusXM humorist and award-winning author and professional singer, as well as a recent inductee into the Speaker Hall of Fame.
Reviews
"I love the way Jane Herlong highlights iconic biblical women and their flip-flops. This book is funny, insightful and offers sound advice when life flips not to become a flop!"โMeredith Oliver, CSP, Professional Speaker, President & Creative Director of Meredith Communications, and author of FANtastic Marketing "If you have read Jane's other books of fun-filled wisdom, then you are familiar with her distinctive Southern, low-country, humorous turn of a phrase. If you haven't, you are also in for a wonderful treat. Jane's ability to clothe great truths in her lighthearted style will cause you to think, laugh, and learn all at the same time. Enjoy the anecdotes, take the important message to heart, and get ready to flip your own flop and get your shine on."โ-Margaret Walker, creator of "Lessons for Living & Working Together," and Al Walker, public speaker and author of Thinking Big& Living Large and The Sheep Thief "Life is about attitude and a sense of humor." Nobody does this better than Jane Jenkins Herlong in her new book RHINESTONES ON MY FLIP-FLOPS. Her stories will bring a smile to your face."โJohn Patrick Dolan, Attorney at Law "I've never met a rhinestone I didn't like... so when I saw the title of Jane's book, I couldn't resist. What an outrageously fun, sweet, thoughtful mix of down home heartfelt stories as told by the most fun, sweet, thoughtful Southern Belle. This book is inspiring just like the author. Now go get this book!"โMikki Williams, CSP, Speaker Hall of Fame, TED, Vistage "From the first page to the last, this book is filled with the wit of Jane Herlong and the wisdom of the ages. She magically blends the everyday adventures of life with the lessons taught from abiding faith and the love of family. Jane brings her inimitable brand of humor to the written page in a book that will make you smile, laugh out loud and ultimately, have a deeper faith when things in your life get 'flip-flopped!'"โKim Hodous, speaker and author of Show Up, Be Bold, Play Big "Jane Herlong is one of America's most precious gifts. She is former beauty queen who realized that she had God's gifting not only on the outside but abundantly on the inside. She now shares her gifts with the world. She is an amazing speaker, a world-class singer and one of the funniest women on the planet! Read this book! Then give her gift as a gift to others so they too can be uplifted and inspired! They will be glad you did!"โDr. Willie Jolley, host of the Willie Jolley Wealthy Ways Show on Sirius XM and bestselling author of A Setback Is A Setup For A Comeback, and Dee Taylor-Jolley, M.ed, co-author (with her husband Dr. Willie Jolley) of Make Love, Make Money, Make It Last "Jane does an amazing job of communicating invaluable information and wisdom that all women crave with humor and fun. She is spot on and gives rich doses of advice for the flip-flops we all experience in life. It is not often you pick up a book that makes you smile as you turn every page, but this book does just that... makes you smile all while softly touching your heart with significant truth. A must read."โSherry Bradshaw, professional speaker and author of The Front Nine and The Back Nine "My long-time friend Jane Jenkins Herlong is the real deal. In RHINESTONES ON MY FLIP-FLOPS this gracious Southern lady has masterfully woven a tapestry of charming personal anecdotes, down-home humor, and principles gleaned from both Biblical and modern-day women into a book you'll want to read over and over again. With laugh-out-loud moments too numerous to count, Jane shares practical lessons for living in today's world. In my view, it is a must read for every female on the planet. Well done, Jane!"โLaDonna Gatlin, CSP, CPAE "I love flip-flops-on my feet, not necessarily in my life. As I read this book, I laughed and mused over my own flip-flops and reflected on the Women of Wisdom who helped me deal and heal with the sand between my toes. Jane Jenkins Herlong shares her heart and soul while translating the wisdom of the ages into practical lessons for living that all women should learn early, before the next flip-flop happens. Read this book now and become a WOW!"โJoy B. Millis, CSP "With incredible creativity and Southern Charm, Jane Herlong again gives us a peek into her deep philosophy of life worth living, and full of giving. She wraps her experiential values with every day symbols...'flip-flops'...and decorates those experiences with the sparkle that makes people 'stand up and take notice'. You will Laugh & Learn..and buy more copies as gifts!"โNaomi Rhode, CSP, CPAE Speaker Hall of Fame, and co-founder of SmartPractice "Wouldn't you love to laugh your way through the craziness in your life? You can! Jane Herlong's writing style gives you the giggles while healing your heart. Every single page will bring you sheer delight! And, you will see life's challenges as one more opportunity to increase your wisdom while finding your funny bone!"โGlenna Salsbury, CSP, CPAE, professional speaker, and author of The Art of the Fresh Start, Heavenly Treasures, and Glimpses "Jane sees life through the eyes of humor, gentleness, and amazing courage. Her faith is solid and strong! She is at once uproariously funny and astoundingly wise. She is a best friend to many whom she has never met and after reading her stories you will claim her as your friend too."โp.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Times New Roman'}Suzie Humphreys, CPAE, inspirational/motivational humorist "Laugh out loud funny and heartwarming are two of the many things I love about this book. We could all benefit from a little more wisdom, humility and humor, and this is a book that delivers all three."โMark Sanborn, president of Sanborn and Associates, leadership speaker, and bestselling author "Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops is a must read for any woman seeking to find meaning in life's challenges or events that Jane calls flip-flops. She describes the unknown route of our journey as potentially rewarding and even fulfilling if we are willing to pack our suitcases full of sound teaching and humor. From the moment I began reading until the closing chapter, I laughed, cried, and reflected as I read about the women of the Bible through the lens of how they learned to sparkle in the midst of life's trials. Jane's modern version of the Proverbs 31 woman is worth the purchase of the book! The lingering question as you read through this outstanding book is, "Will I shine in the midst of life's flip-flops?" How you answer this question will determine whether or not you will craft the most beautiful pair of rhinestone flip flops possible proving that life's challenges faced with courage and humor, can be gems worn for life."โJoanne Ellison, speaker, author, CBN.com contributor, HIS Radio Contributor, WJNI Radio Contributor, and founder and director of Drawing Near to God "Jane has that rare gift of being able to write funny. I laughed from the first page right up to the last. I found the book totally delightful and that's not a word I often use!"โLarry Winget, New York Times bestselling author, and social commentator and television personality "This book will make you laugh hysterically one minute, and tear up the next. Packed with stories and anecdotes that anyone can relate to, Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops is a wonderful, inspirational journey that will make you love the path the Lord has laid out for your life." โEric Chester, award-winning speaker and bestselling author of On Fire At Work: How Great Companies Ignite Passion in Their People Without Burning Them Out "Years ago, while walking through the displays at a convention, my sweet Southern friend and I spied a big name in publishing. Her petite self was dressed adorably in a floral skirt with a matching summer sweater. She looked every bit the professional ... but her feet were donned with flip flops. My friend nearly fell over at the abomination of it all, until I pointed out that the assailing shoes were blinged-out. How like another of my belle friends to note the importance of rhinestones on our footwear--no matter the style--especially as we women journey through this thing called "life." You'll laugh (hard!) at the hilarity of it all, but you'll also ponder the grace we, as women, have been blessed with."โEva Marie Everson, bestselling Southern fiction author, and author of The One True Love of Alice-Ann "I feel like I've just stumbled into a woman's party from the back porch and what I'm hearing won't let me leave! I'm laughing, I'm learning, I'm reliving the flips and the flops in my own life and reconsidering how to be a better man. This book isn't just for women, it can reshape the way any man thinks. Jane is a modern-day Lucille Ball meets Mark Twain. Not just hilarious, though she is, but full of insight, misdirection, and helping you see the right path. I love this book and can't wait to laugh my way through it again and again."โJason Hewlett, CSP, CPAE, Hall of Fame Keynote Speaker, author, entertainer, and family man "Jane makes me giggle, snort and laugh out loud with her amazing stories, insights and observations about the wonderful world we all share - all driven with a heart of pure gold!" โMark Scharenbroich, author of award-winning book Nice Bike "Don't let a good-lookin' lady like Jane Herlong fool you. There's a lot between those two pretty ears. Southerners think Jane is falling-down funny. The rest of the world should think she's hilarious. As a Herlong addict, I've loved all of her books. She also has helped a poor old befuddled husband understand how women - especially his wife - think. If you don't love this book, there's something wrong with you."โJerry Bellune, author of How to Peel a Green Banana and Your Life's Great Purpose "Jane's way of looking at the world is candid and affecting. She has a talent for capturing the humor in every situation while distilling life's moments into wisdom we can use. Her writing, speaking, and singing are exhilaratingly unique. Whenever I have the chance to join her, I consider it a privilege and a joy."โJonellen Heckler, internationally published novelist "As a South Carolina girl who enjoys our beautiful beaches, I love the way Jane uses flip-flops to illustrates life's challenges and her sense of humor on how to sparkle through it all."โNancy O'Dell, co-host of Entertainment Tonight "I love the way Jane weaves old fashion wisdom, from her family, and Biblical truths to shed new light on how they can be applied to modern day real life issues!