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The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss by Max Wirestone
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The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss

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Narrator Lauren Fortgang

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Length 8 hours 45 minutes
Language English
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Veronica Mars meets the World of Warcraft in The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss, a mystery romp with a most unexpected heroine.

If it were up to me this book would be called Hilarious Things That Happened That Were Not At All Dahlia's Fault -- or HTTHTWNAADF, for short.
OK, I probably shouldn't have taken money from a mysterious eccentric to solve a theft, given that I'm not a detective, and that I am sometimes outwitted by puzzles in children's video games. I probably shouldn't have stolen bags of trash from a potential murder suspect. Arguably -- just arguably, mind you -- it may have been unwise to cos-play at an event where I was likely to be shot at.

But sometimes you just have to take some chances, right? And maybe things do get a little unfortunate. What of it? If you ask me, an unfortunate decision here or there can change your life. In a positive way, just so long you don't killed in the process. Admittedly, that's the tricky bit.

Max Wirestone lives in Lawrence, Kansas with his husband, his son, a very old dog, and more books than a reasonable person should own. Find him @maxwires.

Audiobook details

Author:

Narrator:
Lauren Fortgang

ISBN:
9781478906759

Length:
8 hours 45 minutes

Language:
English

Publisher:
Hachette Audio

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Edition:
Unabridged

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Reviews

"Revel in the geekery of The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss... Dahlia Moss is all of us."โ€”B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog "Wirestone's debut is a gem that can be summed up as 'geek chic.'"โ€”Library Journal "A clever mystery featuring a delightful amateur detective. Or, in online parlance: Dahlia Moss FTW!"โ€”Kirkus "This book is a barrel of fun."โ€”Charlaine Harris, New York Times bestselling author "A hilarious read sure to delight mystery lovers and gamers alike. With unforgettable characters and a stand-out heroine, Dahlia kept me guessing until the very end. A laugh-out-loud gem of a book."โ€”N.K. Traver, author of Duplicity "Dahlia's story is a zany, hilarious, laugh fest that made my inner geek girl sit up and search for a caper to solve! Take the clumsy sweetness of Bridget Jones, combine with the intriguing geekiness of Felicity Smoak, and you have Dahlia Moss in this delightful romp!"โ€”Rebecca Zanetti, New York Times bestselling author "At last, a 'geek mystery' ... entirely fresh."โ€”New Hampshire Union Leader "A fun novel for mystery and MMO game lovers both."โ€”Mystery Scene Expand reviews
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