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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey by Fanny Merkin
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

A Parody

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Narrator Allyson Ryan

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Length 4 hours 22 minutes
Language English
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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym "Andrew Shaffer" for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim. Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. He reviews romance, erotica, and women's fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.

Allyson Ryan is a native New Yorker whose diverse talents have led to a career in voice-over, theater, TV, commercials, and films. Narrating for several years now, she has an AudioFile Earphones Award for the audiobook On the Divinity of Second Chances by Kaya McLaren. She is also a 2017 Society of Voice Arts and Sciences Voice Arts® Award nominee. She can be heard in commercials, animated shows, and video games, and seen as "Mom" in several national commercials.

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"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." ---Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James Expand reviews
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