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I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship by Wade Rouse
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I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship

Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists

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Length 5 hours 33 minutes
Language English
Narrators Emily Durante & Johnny Heller

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Critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America's best known humorists—authors, comedians, and actors—to offer biting commentary on what it means to share a life, and a heart, with a dog. From battling for bed space to trying to transform a pampered NYC pup into a Texas rawhide, and from helping a shelter rescue navigate through her new life to interpreting dog run dynamics (and politics), being a canine companion has challenges as tough as any agility course, but laughter is just a tail-wag away. This collection features uncanny insight and witty prose from:

• Jen Lancaster

• Rita Mae Brown

• Laurie Notaro

• Jane Green

• Beth Harbison

• W. Bruce Cameron

• and many others, including a foreword by Chelsea Handler's dog, Chunk

Wade Rouse is the author of four critically acclaimed memoirs, including America's Boy, Confessions of a Prep School Mommy Handler, and the bestsellers At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream and It's All Relative. He lives on the west coast of Michigan, where he writes memoirs and battles for bed space with his partner, Gary, and their beloved mutts, Marge and Mabel.

Emily Durante has been acting since the age of seven, performing in a number of stage plays professionally, in the community, and at the college level. Other performance credits include commercial and industrial voice work, educational live theater, and singing telegrams. She has been narrating audiobooks for over ten years. Her titles include the Midnight Twins trilogy by Jacquelyn Mitchard, Casting Off by Nicole R. Dickson, Impossible and Locked Inside both by Nancy Werlin, and Smooth Talking Stranger by Lisa Kleypas. She has also directed audiobooks, including the Earphones Award-winning performance of Heaven's Keep narrated by Buck Schirner. Emily resides in the Philadelphia area with her husband and two children.

Johnny Heller, a Golden Voice Lifetime Achievement Award winner, has recorded over 800 audiobooks spanning every genre. He is a four-time Audie Award winner; an AudioFile Best Voice, Booklist Editor's Choice List, and Publishers Weekly Listen Up Award winner; and the winner of over thirty Earphones Awards. His national and international audiobook coaching workshops are called "game changing" by attendees. AudioFile magazine named him one of the top fifty voices of the twentieth century.

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"Dogs are, indeed, our best friends. This book celebrates the special---and often hilarious---bonds that develop between us. It will make you laugh, and touch your heart!" ---Wayne Pacelle, President and CEO, The Humane Society of the United States Expand reviews
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