Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
Georgia Nicolson: Book #1
- By: Louise Rennison
- Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
- Length: 5 hours 2 minutes
Description
Several things about 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson's life are very wrong. Her bedroom smells like her little sister probably peed somewhere, but she can't find where. Angus, her enormous cat, keeps terrorizing Mrs. Next Door's poodle. Dad's gone off to look for work in New Zealand. And one of her friends has rated Georgia's nose a zero on a scale from 1-10. But what's really driving her crazy is that Sex God Robbie doesn't give her the time of day. In fact, he's dating total idiot Lindsay, who Georgia happens to know wears thong knickers, which have no purpose except to climb up your bum. Is it too much for Georgia to hope for some full-frontal snogging with a Sex God--if he ever notices her? Louise Rennison caused a sensation with this hilarious book that has been called Bridget Jones's Diary for adolescents. Narrator Stina Nielsen brilliantly fills the shoes of one of the most colorful young adult book characters in years.
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Georgia Nicolson Series

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
Length: 5 hours 2 minutes
Abridged: No
Several things about 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson's life are very wrong. Her bedroom smells like her little sister probably peed somewhere, but she can't find where. Angus, her enormous cat, keeps terrorizing Mrs. Next Door's poodle. Dad's gone off to look for work in New Zealand. And one of her friends has rated Georgia's nose a zero on a scale... Read more »
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On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
Length: 5 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No
Fourteen-year-old British schoolgirl Georgia Nicolson is now dating the Sex God--also known as Robbie--and things couldn't be any more fab. When they snog, life is marvy and gorgey and all that stuff. But then Georgia gets dumped because she's too young. Robbie admits she's a great kid, but thinks she might be more interested in his mate Dave,... Read more »
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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Louise Rennison
Length: 4 hours 35 minutes
Abridged: No
Number one New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series is an international phenomenon. In Away Laughing on a Fast Camel, Robbie the Sex God (yummy scrumboes) moves to Kiwi-a-gogo land to snog sheep, leaving Georgia brokenhearted. But then a gorgey new boy enters the picture. Has the new Dream Boat landed? Read more »
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Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Louise Rennison
Length: 4 hours 57 minutes
Abridged: No
No one captures the comical absurdity of teenage angst better than #1 New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison. Self-obsessed yet irresistibly lovable Georgia Nicolson is headed to Hamburger-a-go-go land (America). Masimo-rock 'n' roll singer and Luuurve God of the Universe-is also in the States. Of course, America is rather big, and... Read more »
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Love is a Many Trousered Thing
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
Length: 5 hours 32 minutes
Abridged: No
National best-selling author Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series has earned a devoted following of readers who can't get enough of the British teen's often disastrous search for luuurve. When last we saw Georgia, she had nearly fallen into the arms of Italian hunk Masimo just as old flame Robbie the Sex God unexpectedly returned from... Read more »
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Stop in the Name of Pants!
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
Length: 6 hours 24 minutes
Abridged: No
British teen Georgia Nicolson's luuurve life has reached the peak of Mount Confusiosity. She thought she had everything worked out. She had eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, and Masimo the Luuurve God was her Italian cake of choice. Dave the Laugh was her mate. Full stop. But one camping fiasco involving a little Dave-snogging... Read more »
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Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
By: Louise Rennison
Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
Length: 6 hours 11 minutes
Abridged: No
The best-selling series hailed as "hilarious" (USA Today) and "hysterically funny" (Seventeen) reaches its conclusion as Georgia Nicolson attempts to sort out her luuurve life once and for all. It seems simple. Georgia will exude sophisticosity, and Masimo will be her one-and-only. But then he takes off-again-leaving her all aloney on her owney.... Read more »
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