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Everybody Curses, I Swear! by Carrie Keagan & Dibs Baer
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Everybody Curses, I Swear!

Uncensored Tales from the Hollywood Trenches

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Narrator Carrie Keagan

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Length 16 hours 23 minutes
Language English
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This program is read by the author and includes original recordings with:

-Robin Williams
-George Clooney
-Emma Stone
-Justin Timberlake
-Melissa McCarthy
-Jennifer Lawrence
-Chris Pratt

and many others!


She’s been called vulgar, crass, sophomoric, offensive and dirty...and that was just in one article. But there’s so much more to talk show host, internet entrepreneur, and original YouTube sensation, Carrie Keagan. You may know her as host, writer, and producer of VH1’s hit morning show Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan, but before Judd Apatow made being dirty mainstream, she was pioneering the R-rated, A-List celebrity digital video to an audience of tens of millions on one of the first and most successful YouTube networks ever, No Good TV. She’s turned swearing into an art-form and invited all of Hollywood to join in.

Some women f*ck their way to the top but she “f*cked” her way to the top. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood’s elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname “Barbara Walters on Acid.” She’s gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she’s been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood’s most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice, she’s got crazy stories to tell.

Everybody Curses, I Swear! is the quintessential audiobook on the wonderful world of potty-mouthed depravity inside Hollywood!

Carrie Keagan has been called bawdy, crass, sophomoric, offensive, and dirty...and that was just in one article. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood’s elite are the stuff of legend, having amassed over 2 BILLION views online, earning her the nickname “Barbara Walters on Acid.” But there’s so much more to this accomplished talk show host, author, comedienne, actress and entrepreneur. She went from being one of the first “YouTube sensations” and co-founder of the highly successful YouTube network: NO GOOD TV, to one of television’s most sought-after personalities. Most recently, Carrie served as host and producer of VH1’s Emmy Award winning live daily morning talk show, Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan.

From G4’s Attack of the Show to TNT’s NBA All Star All Style fashion competition to VH1’s Mob Wives: The Sit Down, Keagan brings her unique brand of no-holds-barred authenticity to produce standout entertainment. Her acting credits include a recurring role in the Comedy Central series Reno 911! and cameos in the blockbuster films Superbad and The Hangover. Recently she appeared in cult-phenomenon Sharknado 4 and as the female lead in the SyFy’s feature film Dead 7 and she starred in the horror thriller The Fiancé.

Carrie currently hosts Bravo After Hours with Carrie Keagan and in January she will be seen on NBC’s The New Celebrity Apprentice hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Her book Everybody Curses, I Swear! Uncensored Tales from the Hollywood Trenches was published by St. Martin’s Press. She’s a stern advocate for The Humane Society of the United States.

Dibs Baer is an entertainment writer and the author of Lady Tigers in the Concrete Jungle. Baer is also the coauthor, with Courtney Robertson, of The New York Times bestseller I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends, as well as Everybody Curses, I Swear! with Carrie Keagan, and Wifey 101 with Jamie Otis.

Carrie Keagan has been called bawdy, crass, sophomoric, offensive, and dirty...and that was just in one article. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood’s elite are the stuff of legend, having amassed over 2 BILLION views online, earning her the nickname “Barbara Walters on Acid.” But there’s so much more to this accomplished talk show host, author, comedienne, actress and entrepreneur. She went from being one of the first “YouTube sensations” and co-founder of the highly successful YouTube network: NO GOOD TV, to one of television’s most sought-after personalities. Most recently, Carrie served as host and producer of VH1’s Emmy Award winning live daily morning talk show, Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan.

From G4’s Attack of the Show to TNT’s NBA All Star All Style fashion competition to VH1’s Mob Wives: The Sit Down, Keagan brings her unique brand of no-holds-barred authenticity to produce standout entertainment. Her acting credits include a recurring role in the Comedy Central series Reno 911! and cameos in the blockbuster films Superbad and The Hangover. Recently she appeared in cult-phenomenon Sharknado 4 and as the female lead in the SyFy’s feature film Dead 7 and she starred in the horror thriller The Fiancé.

Carrie currently hosts Bravo After Hours with Carrie Keagan and in January she will be seen on NBC’s The New Celebrity Apprentice hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Her book Everybody Curses, I Swear! Uncensored Tales from the Hollywood Trenches was published by St. Martin’s Press. She’s a stern advocate for The Humane Society of the United States.

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