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You Better Not Cry

Stories for Christmas

By Augusten Burroughs
Narrated by Augusten Burroughs / 5 hours 55 minutes

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present-as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

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Narrator Augusten Burroughs
ISBN 9781427207746
Length 5 hours 55 minutes
Language English
Publisher Macmillan Audio
Publication Date
Abridged No

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