The Twat Files by Dawn French
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The Twat Files

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Narrator Dawn French

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Length 5 hours 49 minutes
Language English
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Pre-order THE TWAT FILES and be one of the first to discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.

BUT.

That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:

Mistakes tell us about ourselves.
Mistakes tell us about others.
Mistakes are hilarious.
Mistakes expose our flaws.
Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.
Mistakes are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.

That would be perfectly twatty.

Be a fellow twat and pre-order THE TWAT FILES now.

'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday

'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail

Dawn French has been making people laugh for 30 years. As a writer, comedian and actor, she has appeared in some of this country's most long-running and celebrated shows, including French and Saunders, The Vicar of Dibley, Jam and Jerusalem, and more recently, Roger and Val Have Just Got In. Her first three novels, A Tiny Bit Marvellous, Oh Dear Silvia and According to YES, are all Sunday Times bestsellers.

Dawn French has been making people laugh for 30 years. As a writer, comedian and actor, she has appeared in some of this country's most long-running and celebrated shows, including French and Saunders, The Vicar of Dibley, Jam and Jerusalem, and more recently, Roger and Val Have Just Got In. Her first three novels, A Tiny Bit Marvellous, Oh Dear Silvia and According to YES, are all Sunday Times bestsellers.

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Author:

Narrator:
Dawn French

ISBN:
9781405948319

Length:
5 hours 49 minutes

Language:
English

Publisher:
Penguin Books Ltd

Publication date:

Edition:
Unabridged

Libro.fm rank:
#45,487 Overall

Genre rank:
#2,577 in Humor

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Reviews

Praise for Dawn French Dawn French is a national treasure. Loyal, self-deprecating and garrulous, her stories make for entertaining reading. This is an original book, and will delight her fans and, indeed anyone with a sense of humour This woman is a warm hug in human form, spreading joy in abundance. She is dazzling Fantastic, passionate, compassionate, so much wisdom, a lot of humour, very real and credible An extraordinary book - sad, heartening, gripping and reassuringly human These warts-and-all stories are as funny as youโ€™d expect, as warm and supportive as youโ€™d hope, and liberally sprinkled with celebrity stardust. Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny Hilarious and highly relatable. The perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh Warm and sprinkled with celebrity stardust. Urges us to embrace our most embarrassing moments, instead of agonising over our humiliation. It's charming and funny, a good reminder that nobody's perfect โ€“ and why would you want to be anyway? Entertaining, endearing, tantalising. Fans of the national treasure will devour them Expand reviews