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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera
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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

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Narrator Joe Pera

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Length 15 minutes
Language English
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This fully sound designed program is read by Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.

Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often itโ€™s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because itโ€™s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.

So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, itโ€™s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:

1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom

Itโ€™s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.

A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books

โ€œNothing says โ€˜classโ€™ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.โ€ โ€”Seth Meyers

โ€œA beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.โ€ โ€”Aidy Bryant

โ€œA thing of beauty. On or off the John.โ€ โ€”Alia Shawkat

JOE PERA is a stand-up comedian from Buffalo now living in New York, NY. He has performed standup on Late Night with Seth Meyers and Conan, guested on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and is the creator/writer/star of the Adult Swim series Joe Pera Talks With You. You can find more of his work as well as standup dates on his website.

JOE PERA is a stand-up comedian from Buffalo now living in New York, NY. He has performed standup on Late Night with Seth Meyers and Conan, guested on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and is the creator/writer/star of the Adult Swim series Joe Pera Talks With You. You can find more of his work as well as standup dates on his website.

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