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Sign up todayA Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape
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“What a charming little book. I will be revisiting this book for years to come. If you ever feel like you need a deep breath, here it is. It's perfect if you have a quick 15 minute commute and need to center yourself. It doesn't solve any problems, but this bite-sized guided meditation gives you space. It's so simple and so beautiful.”
— Conner • BookBar
This fully sound designed program is read by Joe Pera
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.
Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often itโs just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because itโs the only way they know how to politely end conversations.
So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, itโs a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:
1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom
Itโs also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.
A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books
โNothing says โclassโ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.โ โSeth Meyers
โA beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.โ โAidy Bryant
โA thing of beauty. On or off the John.โ โAlia Shawkat
JOE PERA is a stand-up comedian from Buffalo now living in New York, NY. He has performed standup on Late Night with Seth Meyers and Conan, guested on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and is the creator/writer/star of the Adult Swim series Joe Pera Talks With You. You can find more of his work as well as standup dates on his website.
JOE PERA is a stand-up comedian from Buffalo now living in New York, NY. He has performed standup on Late Night with Seth Meyers and Conan, guested on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, and is the creator/writer/star of the Adult Swim series Joe Pera Talks With You. You can find more of his work as well as standup dates on his website.