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So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison
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So Thirsty

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Length 8 hours 57 minutes
Language English
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A woman must learn to take life by the throat after a night out leads to irrevocable changes in this juicy, thrilling novel from the USA Today bestselling author of Such Sharp Teeth and Black Sheep.

Sloane Parker is dreading her birthday. She doesn’t need a reminder she’s getting older, or that she’s feeling indifferent about her own life. Her husband surprises her with a birthday-weekend getaway—not with him, but with Sloane’s longtime best friend, troublemaker extraordinaire Naomi. Sloane anticipates a weekend of wine tastings and cozy robes and strategic avoidance of issues she’d rather not confront, like her husband’s repeated infidelity.  

But when they arrive at their rental cottage, it becomes clear Naomi has something else in mind. She wants Sloane to stop letting things happen to her, for Sloane to really live. So Naomi orchestrates a wild night out with a group of mysterious strangers, only for it to take a horrifying turn that changes Sloane’s and Naomi’s lives literally forever. The friends are forced to come to terms with some pretty eternal consequences in this bloody, seductive novel about how it’s never too late to find satisfaction, even though it might taste different than expected.

Rachel Harrison is the national bestselling author of Black Sheep, Such Sharp Teeth, Cackle, and The Return, which was nominated for a Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in a First Novel. Her short fiction has appeared in Guernica, in Electric Literature’s Recommended Reading, as an Audible Original, and in her debut collection, Bad Dolls. She lives in western New York with her husband and their cat/overlord.

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Reviews

“A bloodthirsty romp with thrills, laughs and sisterhood.”—People Magazine

"As beautiful as it is horrific, So Thirsty is a potent ode to love in its many forms. Rachel Harrison weaves a dark and gruesome tale of true friendship’s ability to transcend both death and undeath."—Chuck Tingle, USA Today bestselling author of Camp Damascus

“As fun and riveting as the cult classic Jennifer’s Body.”—Washington Post

“Dysfunctionally adorable (and terrifying) vampire hijinks meets the complexities of female friendship and aging? Yes, please. So Thirsty takes mid-thirties ennui and adds teeth, charm, and a beating heart (of borrowed blood). Another winner from Harrison!”—Kiersten White, #1 NYT Bestselling Author of Lucy Undying: A Dracula Novel

“Rachel Harrison continues to suck the life out of our sleep schedule with her incredible reads and her latest novel is no exception. In fact, this time, she's dialing things up to a 10 in a bloody brilliant new book that turns the vampire genre on its head as one character's birthday trip makes her thirsty for more than just a good time. And trust us when we say, you're gonna want to pick this up ASAP!”—Cosmopolitan

So Thirsty is quirky, empowering, and scary as hell, and a unique spin on the idea that to start living, sometimes you just gotta take a bite out of life itself. Wild and unforgettable!”—Jenna Levine, USA Today bestselling author of My Roommate is a Vampire

“With a realistic protagonist who faces choices that are sometimes scarier than monsters, this book will have readers sinking their teeth in.”—Library Journal (starred review)

“Harrison is back with another feminist take on the horror genre...Although not all friends change into vampires, everyone changes, as do friendship dynamics. Sloane and Naomi will have to learn how to navigate their new lives to continue to be there for each other. There's much to love in Harrison's tale."—Booklist (starred review)

"What a delight! Harrison pulls you into this car, insists we're in it for a good time, forever, and tears off on one fun, bloody ride. So Thirsty conjures up those chaotic in-it-to-the-end friendships you'd set your life on fire for, and you're happy to watch it burn so long as you're together."—Hailey Piper, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Queen of Teeth

“The addictive latest from Harrison is by turns gory, rage-inducing, eerie, melancholy, and hopeful… a smart, scary, and occasionally sexy page-turner.”—Publishers Weekly

“So Thirsty is the gory, sharp, and darkly comedic vampire novel of my wildest nightmares. I devoured it.”—Alexis Henderson author of An Academy for Liars

"Rachel Harrison is one of the sharpest, most engaging voices in horror, and So Thirsty is her most captivating yet. Injecting fresh blood into the vampire genre, this one has it all—fun, fury, and a friendship that'll make your heart bleed. You'll drink it down in one big, gleeful gulp."—Josh Winning, author of Heads Will Roll

“Harrison turns the vampire genre upside down, bleeds it dry, and breathes new life into it. So Thirsty is an unforgettable, blood-soaked tale about aging, found family, and the most gruesome girl’s trip of all time.”—Liz Kerin, author of the Night’s Edge duology

“You’ve never read a vampire novel like this. So Thirsty is wonderfully funny and tender and there are lines that knocked me flat out. There’s a reason Harrison’s work is becoming part of the new horror canon: she’s a knockout talent.”—Erika T. Wurth, author of White Horse

"An outrageous romp, a sexy, scary, wacko heart-racer, and an ode to epic, once-in-a-lifetime, die-for-you friendship. I loved every character in this as much as if they were my own chosen family. The undead have never made us feel so alive! This is Rachel Harrison at her finest."—CJ Leede, author of Maeve Fly

"An exhilarating journey, Rachel Harrison tells an unsettling yet heartwarming tale about the love between friends and what it means to be a woman who dares to act on her impulses. So Thirsty is one of the most inspirational books about bloodthirsty vampires you'll ever read!"—Carissa Orlando, author of The September House

“Scathing, unapologetic, and stunningly rendered.”—Olesya Salnikova Gilmore, author of The Haunting of Moscow House

“Harrison is turning her attention to vampire fiction, and her combination of wit and knack for character-driven tension makes it feel like a perfect match.”—Paste Expand reviews
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