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The Amazing Beef Squad: Never Say Die! by Jason Ross
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The Amazing Beef Squad: Never Say Die!

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Length 5 hours 21 minutes
Language English
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"Juvenile delinquency has never been so fun!” —Jon Stewart, comedian, filmmaker, television host
 
Meet the Beef Squad: a group of unforgettable kids who are serious about pranks but also about doing whatever it takes to help the people and places they care about.


Nick Rhodes and his friends Pratchett, Hogue, and Jared--together known as Beef Squad--have got seventh grade totally hacked. They make perfect grades by day, pull spectacular pranks by night, play video games in between, and do it all with a zany sense of humor only they find funny. (Because someone has to celebrate National Asparagus Appreciation Day.) But seventh grade is about to strike back! Trouble at school and a secret from their town's Gold Rush past put Beef Squad on a collision course with Leonardville's most powerful forces. Now, with the help of robotics teammate Karla Woo, they decide to reveal what's going on, no matter the consequences.

This laugh-out-loud story about a group of truly "amazing" and strongminded kids is one middle-grade readers will cheer for.

JASON ROSS is the winner of seven Primetime Emmy Awards. He has co-authored two bestselling comedy books and written for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, among other programs. Jason grew up in Chico, California, where springtime starts in February and the sidewalk cracks are just the right height for skateboard tricks. He currently lives with his family in Los Angeles, where it's springtime all year and he still skateboards when no one's looking. The Amazing Beef Squad is his debut novel.

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Reviews

"Juvenile delinquency has never been so fun! Jason Ross shows you can never go wrong with friends, gumption and high velocity hydro-bombings.” —Jon Stewart, comedian, filmmaker, television host

"Fast-paced, hilarious and full of heart.
I loved this novel!” —Leslie Margolis, author of Ghosted

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THE AMAZING BEEF SQUADis a Mission: Impossible for adolescents — funny, surprising, exciting, and insanely fun."—Elliott Kalan, author of Marvel’s Spider-Man & the X-Men

"This amiable caper features a young cast that is as smart as it is smart-mouthed… and comical pratfalls aplenty on the way to a triumphant close.” —Kirkus Reviews

"This book is hilarious! It combines the juvenile delinquent charm of Wimpy Kid with the twists and turns of A Series of Unfortunate Events. It makes me want to invent a time machine to give it to my younger self. —Tim Carvell, author of PLANET TAD series

 "This is not a novel. It is a confession. A very, very funny one." —Josh Lieb, author of I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Genius and I Want to Be Your Class President

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