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No Country for Old Gnomes

The Tales of Pell

The Tales of Pell: Book #2

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No Country for Old Gnomes

“This sequel does not disappoint! Aptly described as somewhere between Douglas Adams and Sir Terry Pratchett this loose series will soon become a fantasy staple! Book 2 follows a band of merry adventurers attempting to avert a war and save gnomekind, making their way to King Gustav (yes, the donkey turned king from Kill the Farm Boy). Some books are just meant to be listened to instead of read and this series is a narration + story made in heaven. The audio really brings alive each character, giving each one a distinctive voice and enriching the plot with tone.”

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Go big or go gnome. The New York Times bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy welcome you to the world of Pell, the irreverent fantasy universe that recalls Monty Python and Terry Pratchett.
 
“A complete delight, as fluffy and fun as The Lego Movie and as heartfelt as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.”—Locus

War is coming, and it’s gonna be Pell.

On one side stand the gnomes: smol, cheerful, possessing tidy cardigans and no taste for cruelty.

On the other side sit the halflings, proudly astride their war alpacas, carrying bags of grenades and hungry for a fight. And pretty much anything else.

It takes only one halfling bomb and Offi Numminen’s world is turned upside down—or downside up, really, since he lives in a hole in the ground. His goth cardigans and aggressive melancholy set him apart from the other gnomes, as does his decision to fight back against their halfling oppressors. Suddenly Offi is the leader of a band of lovable misfits and outcasts—from a gryphon who would literally kill for omelets to a young dwarf herbalist who is better with bees than with his cudgel to an assertive and cheerful teen witch with a beard as long as her book of curses—all on a journey to the Toot Towers to confront the dastardly villain intent on tearing Pell asunder. These adventurers never fit in anywhere else, but as they become friends, fight mermaids, and get really angry at this one raccoon, they learn that there’s nothing more heroic than being yourself.

In No Country for Old Gnomes, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly tweak the tropes of fantasy and fairy tales. Here you’ll find goofy jokes and whimsical puns, but you’ll also find a diverse, feminist, and lighthearted approach to fantasy that will bring a smile to your face and many fine cheeses to your plate.


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The Tales of Pell Series


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Kill the Farm Boy
Kill the Farm Boy
Kevin Hearne & Delilah S. Dawson
Bookseller Pick
No Country for Old Gnomes
No Country for Old Gnomes
Kevin Hearne & Delilah S. Dawson
The Princess Beard
The Princess Beard
Kevin Hearne & Delilah S. Dawson

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