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From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!
Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I would like:
Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)
Baby Bella to not vomit on my presents like last year
A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'
Antoine (the Handsome French Boy) to surprise me on Christmas day in the style of a Netflix rom-com
Sparkly eye-shadow
A new diary (I'm really getting through them!)
Lots of love,
Lottie Brooks
p.s Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?
Christmas is complete chaos this year! The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break, there's a Secret Santa to organise AND Lottie has to prepare for her big performance in the Christmas play as the back-end of a reindeer. Will she survive the festivities intact?
ยฉ2023 Katie Kirby (P)2023 Penguin Audio