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A Series of Unfortunate Events

The events recounted in this series are sure to depress you. If you cannot stomach stories that find misfortune continuously befalling the three charming Baudelaire orphans, I recommend you make another reading selection. The terrible tale of the Baudelaire’s bad luck starts with The Bad Beginning, and it all gets worse from there.

Series of Unfortunate Events #1 Multi-Voice, A: The Bad Beginning - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #1
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  2 hours 29 minutes

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Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really... Read More »

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #2: The Reptile Room

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #2
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  3 hours 11 minutes

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Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky.

In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #3
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Lemony Snicket /  3 hours 5 minutes

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Dear Reader,

If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #4
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Lemony Snicket /  2 hours 56 minutes

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I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #5
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Lemony Snicket /  3 hours 16 minutes

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As the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or "Remember you will die."

This is not a cheerful greeting and certainly marks an inauspicious beginning to a very bleak story just as... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #6
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  4 hours 29 minutes

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In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile VillageDA - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #7
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  4 hours 20 minutes

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Dear Reader,

You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #8
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  4 hours 16 minutes

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The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place?

In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #9
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  4 hours 53 minutes

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Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks?

A carnival is a place for good family fun—as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #10
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry & Stephin Merritt /  6 hours 9 minutes

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DISCLAIMER: The long term effects of listening to this audio are unknown. Scientists have detected slightly higher rates of panic, fright and free-floating anxiety amongst listeners to this audio than that found in those listeners who engaged in more pleasant listening activities.

Dear Listener,

Like handshakes or... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #11
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  5 hours 59 minutes

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Warning: Your day will become very dark—and possibly damp—if you read this book.

Plan to spend this spring in hiding. Lemony Snicket is back with the eleventh book in his New York Times bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Lemony Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent and grossly unlucky Baudelaire... Read More »

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Series of Unfortunate Events #12: The Penultimate Peril

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #12
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  6 hours 27 minutes

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Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his bestselling A Series of Unfortunate Events. Scream and run away before the secrets of the series are revealed!

Very little is known about Lemony Snicket and A Series of Unfortunate Events. What we do know is contained in the following brief list:

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End - Abridged

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #13
By Lemony Snicket
Narrated by Tim Curry /  5 hours 52 minutes

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Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will... Read More »

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