Funny Audiobooks for Kids

Airi Sano, Prankmaster General: New School Skirmish

AIRI SANO, PRANKMASTER GENERAL: Book #1

By: Zoe Tokushige
Narrated by: Sara Matsui-Colby
Length: 7 hours 35 minutes

A hilarious story of new-school hijinks, filled with friendship, family, and plenty of pranks--perfect for fans of Dork Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid!

Meet Airi Sano. After spending her entire childhood moving from one military base to another, she's excited to be settling down for the long-term in Hawai'i. She's less excited about her new... Read more

How I Became a Pirate

By: Melinda Long
Narrated by: Johnny Heller
Length: 10 minutes

Melinda Long's How I Became a Pirate is a New York Times best-seller. Jeremy Jacob was sitting on the beach one fine day with his parents when he saw a pirate ship heading their way. He tried to warn his family, but it was already much too late. When the ship landed, the pirates welcomed Jeremy aboard. Jeremy thought that being a pirate would be... Read more

Ling & Ting

Not Exactly the Same!

Ling & Ting: Book #1

By: Grace Lin
Narrated by: Angela Lin
Length: 11 minutes

Grace Lin is the New York Times best-selling author of the Newbery Honor book Where the Mountain Meets the Moon. In Ling & Ting, Lin crafts a charming tale about a pair of Chinese-American twins who insist that, despite their physical appearance, they are NOT alike. Ling can't use chopsticks, no matter how hard she tries. And Ting can't sit... Read more

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups

By: Chris Harris
Narrated by: Robert Petkoff & Chris Harris
Length: 1 hour 46 minutes

The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be."

Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such... Read more

The Blur

By: Minh Lê
Narrated by: Quyen Ngo
Length: 2 minutes

Meet a child with superhero-like abilities . . . and the parents who are racing to keep up with her in this sweetly funny audiobook about the blur of childhood, from the award-winning creators of Drawn Together.

From the very beginning, there was something different about this child... An ultrasonic voice. Fantastically elastic limbs.... Read more

Interrupting Chicken

Interrupting Chicken: Book #1

By: David Ezra Stein
Narrated by: Andrew Watts
Length: 5 minutes

David Ezra Stein is an accomplished author of children's books and has been honored with the Ezra Jack Keats New Writer Award. In Interrupting Chicken, Papa warns little red chicken not to interrupt as he sets about reading their nightly bedtime stories-but the eager chicken just can't help warning the fairy-tale characters about the dangers... Read more

The Book with No Pictures

By: B. J. Novak
Narrated by: B. J. Novak & Busy Phillips
Length: 9 minutes

This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian.
You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . .
 
BLORK. Or... Read more

Gladys the Magic Chicken

By: Adam Rubin
Narrated by: Adam Rubin
Length: 14 minutes

From the mega-bestselling author of Dragons Love Tacos and the mega-bestselling illustrator of The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors, comes this hilarious new picture book about an irresistible chicken who unexpectedly finds herself on an epic journey during Ancient Times, adaped for audio.

Gladys the chicken must be magic. After all, for everyone... Read more

Sideways Stories from Wayside School

By: Louis Sachar
Narrated by: Louis Sachar
Length: 2 hours 26 minutes

Bestselling and Newbery Medal-winning author Louis Sachar knows how to make readers laugh. And there are laughs galore in perennial favorite Sideways Stories from Wayside School, the first book in the series!

Accidentally built sideways and standing thirty stories high (the builder said he was very sorry for the mistake), Wayside School has some... Read more

Lulu and the Brontosaurus

Lulu (Viorst): Book #1

By: Judith Viorst
Narrated by: Michele Medlin
Length: 39 minutes

New York Times best-selling author Judith Viorst is well-known for her popular children's book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Here Viorst crafts a magnificent tale about a young girl determined to get her way. It's Lulu's birthday, and she wants a pet for a present. Not just any pet will do, though-Lulu MUST have a... Read more

Nate the Great Collected Stories: Volume 1

Nate the Great

By: Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
Narrated by: John Lavelle
Length: 1 hour 48 minutes

Nate the Great
When Nate gets an urgent call from Annie about a lost picture, he immediately plunges into his new and baffling case with the cool detachment of a Sam Spade. Getting all the facts, asking the right questions, narrowing down the suspects, Nate, the boy detective who “likes to work alone,” solves the mystery and tracks down the... Read more

The Ramona Quimby Audio Collection

Ramona

By: Beverly Cleary
Narrated by: Stockard Channing
Length: 18 hours 56 minutes

Join Ramona Quimby, one of Newbery Medal winner Beverly Cleary’s most beloved characters, on all her wacky adventures in this audio collection!Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father, and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to something. And that’s just the beginning….This audio collection... Read more

Dance Your Pants Off

George Brown, Class Clown: Book #9

By: Nancy Krulik
Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
Length: 1 hour 27 minutes

In the newest installment of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George Brown, Class Clown, George's very own teacher is competing in a televised dance competition. Of course, her students get to watch the taping in the studio. And who happens to make a guest appearance? You guessed it--the Super Burp! And, unfortunately, he isn't a bit camera shy! Read more

The Terrible Two

The Terrible Two Series: Book #1

By: Mac Barnett & Jory John
Narrated by: Adam Verner
Length: 3 hours 22 minutes

Miles Murphy had it made. He lived in a great town near the ocean, he had two best friends, and most importantly, he had a reputation for being his town's best prankster. All of which explains why he's not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. Worse than that, Miles quickly... Read more

Middle School: Dog's Best Friend

Middle School: Book #8

By: James Patterson & Chris Tebbetts
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 3 hours 11 minutes

Discover the series that inspired the Middle School movie with this hilarious installment of James Patterson's hit series starring everyone's favorite underdog, with non-stop laughs on every page.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe... Read more

My Rotten Life

Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie: Book #1

By: David Lubar
Narrated by: Matthew Brown & Kathleen McInerney
Length: 3 hours 32 minutes

Ten-year-old Nathan Abercrombie is having a really bad day. First, Shawna Lanchester, the prettiest girl in his class, doesn't invite him to her party. Then he gets picked last in gym class. Things couldn't get any worse…until he gets doused with an experimental serum that turns him into a half-dead zombie!

Nathan soon discovers that being half... Read more

Series of Unfortunate Events #1 Multi-Voice, A: The Bad Beginning

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #1

By: Lemony Snicket
Narrated by: Tim Curry
Length: 2 hours 29 minutes

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESLike a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really... Read more

Splat The Cat

By: Rob Scotton
Narrated by: John Keating
Length: 7 minutes

Splat is concerned his first day at cat school will not go well, so he takes along his mouse pal, Seymour. All is fine - until Seymour escapes and Splat learns that cats are supposed to chase mice! Includes bonus interview with author/illustrator Rob Scotton Read more

Frazzled

Everyday Disasters and Impending Doom

By: Booki Vivat
Narrated by: Tara Sands
Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

“Meet middle-child, Abbie We, a middle-schooler muddled in the messy middles. Unlike her super popular brother, Peter or her super cute little sister, Clara, Abbie hasn't found her place in Poindexter middle school. And, it's making her mental! A super fun little tale about the troubles tormenting all students moving from the comfort of... Read more

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

The Fudge Series: Book #1

By: Judy Blume
Narrated by: Judy Blume
Length: 2 hours 33 minutes

Living with his little brother, Fudge, makes Peter Hatcher feel like a fourth grade nothing.

Whether Fudge is throwing a temper tantrum in a shoe store, smearing smashed potatoes on walls at Hamburger Heaven, or scribbling all over Peter's homework, he's never far from trouble. He's a two-year-old terror who gets away with everything—and... Read more