The Ramona Quimby Audio Collection
Ramona: Book #6
Narrated by Stockard Channing / 18 hours 56 minutes
Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to something. And that’s just the beginning…
In this audio collection, join Ramona, one of Beverly Cleary’s most beloved characters, on all her wacky adventures!
This collection includes:
Beezus and Ramona
Ramona... Read More »
George Brown, Class Clown
Dance Your Pants Off
George Brown, Class Clown: Book #9
By Nancy Krulik
Narrated by Jonathan Todd Ross / 1 hour 27 minutes
In the newest installment of Nancy Krulik's popular series, George Brown, Class Clown, George's very own teacher is competing in a televised dance competition. Of course, her students get to watch the taping in the studio. And who happens to make a guest appearance? You guessed it--the Super Burp!
And, unfortunately, he isn't a bit camera shy! Read More »
The Terrible Two
The Terrible Two Series: Book #1
By Mac Barnett & Jory John
Narrated by Adam Verner / 3 hours 22 minutes
Miles Murphy had it made. He lived in a great town near the ocean, he had two best friends, and most importantly, he had a reputation for being his town's best prankster. All of which explains why he's not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. Worse than that, Miles quickly... Read More »
Despicable Me: The World's Greatest Villain
Narrated by Nick Sullivan / 10 minutes
Based on the animated film, Despicable Me, from Universal Studios, this vibrant storybook pits aspiring villain Gru against his nemesis, who loves to steal Gru's thunder. Who will claim the title of "Top Villain" in this showdown? Read More »
Middle School: Dog's Best Friend
Middle School Book: Book #10
Narrated by Bryan Kennedy / 3 hours 11 minutes
Releasing the same month as the MIDDLE SCHOOL movie, this next installment of James Patterson's hit series has non-stop laughs starring everyone's favorite underdog.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable-until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on... Read More »
My Rotten Life
Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie: Book #1
By David Lubar
Narrated by Matthew Brown & Kathleen McInerney / 3 hours 32 minutes
Ten-year-old Nathan Abercrombie is having a really bad day. First, Shawna Lanchester, the prettiest girl in his class, doesn't invite him to her party. Then he gets picked last in gym class. Things couldn't get any worse…until he gets doused with an experimental serum that turns him into a half-dead zombie!
Nathan soon discovers that being half... Read More »
Series of Unfortunate Events #1 Multi-Voice, A: The Bad Beginning - Abridged
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Book #1
Narrated by Tim Curry / 2 hours 29 minutes
Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.... Read More »
Splat The Cat
By Rob Scotton
Narrated by John Keating / 7 minutes
Splat is concerned his first day at cat school will not go well, so he takes along his mouse pal, Seymour. All is fine - until Seymour escapes and Splat learns that cats are supposed to chase mice! Includes bonus interview with author/illustrator Rob Scotton Read More »
Everyday Disasters and Impending Doom
By Booki Vivat
Narrated by Tara Sands / 1 hour 24 minutes
An instant New York Times bestseller, Booki Vivat's Frazzled is the first installment of a funny middle grade series about a girl who is always in a tizzy.
“Hilarious.” (NPR’s All Things Considered)
"Honest, sweet, and laugh-out-loud funny. Fans of Smile and Diary of a Wimpy Kid will appreciate this debut." (Brightly.com)
Meet Abbie Wu. Abbie is in... Read More »
Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
The Fudge Series: Book #1
By Judy Blume
Narrated by Judy Blume / 2 hours 33 minutes
Living with his little brother, Fudge, makes Peter Hatcher feel like a fourth grade nothing.
Whether Fudge is throwing a temper tantrum in a shoe store, smearing smashed potatoes on walls at Hamburger Heaven, or scribbling all over Peter's homework, he's never far from trouble. He's a two-year-old terror who gets away with everything—and... Read More »
The Fudge Series: Book #3
By Judy Blume
Narrated by Judy Blume / 3 hours 9 minutes
Sometimes life in the Hatcher household is enough to make twelve-year-old Peter think about running away. His worst problem is still his younger brother, Fudge, who hasn't changed a bit since his crazy capers in Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. If you ask Peter, Fudge is just an older — and bigger — pain.
Then Peter learns that his mom is going... Read More »
Almost Super: Book #1
Narrated by Mike Chamberlain / 6 hours 3 minutes
On February 29th, at 4:23 p.m., everyone in the Bailey family over the age of twelve gets a superpower.
No one knows why, and no one questions it. All the Baileys know is that it's their duty to protect the world from those evil, supervillainous Johnsons. *shakes fists*
Today, Rafter Bailey and his brother Benny are finally going to get their... Read More »
By Barbara Park
Narrated by Maxwell Glick / 2 hours 31 minutes
Alex Frankovitch is the smallest kid on his team. But he has a MAJOR-LEAGUE sized mouth. And it gets him into MAJOR-LEAGUE trouble! Alex knows he’s gone too far when he brags his way into a pitching contest with the best player—and BIGGEST jerk—in the whole school. Can Alex talk his way out of this mess? Or is he in for the GRAND SLAM of all... Read More »
Skinnybones & Almost Starring Skinnybones
By Barbara Park
Narrated by Maxwell Glick / 5 hours 2 minutes
SKINNYBONES: Alex Frankovitch is the smallest kid on his team. But he has a MAJOR-LEAGUE sized mouth. And it gets him into MAJOR-LEAGUE trouble! Alex knows he’s gone too far when he brags his way into a pitching contest with the best player—and BIGGEST jerk—in the whole school. Can Alex talk his way out of this mess? Or is he in for the GRAND... Read More »
The Best Halloween Ever
Narrated by Elaine Stritch / 1 hour 33 minutes
The Herdmans plus Halloween have always spelled disaster. Every year, these six kids -- the worst in the history of Woodrow Wilson School and possibly even the world -- wreak havoc on the whole town. They steal candy, spray-paint kids, and take anything that's not nailed down.
Now the mayor has had it. He's decided to cancel Halloween. There... Read More »
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Narrated by C. J. Critt / 1 hour 52 minutes
The six Herdman children are “absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.” They lie and steal and smoke cigars. They even burned down Fred Shoemaker’s old toolhouse. Now they’re taking over the Christmas pageant. The Herdmans have never heard the Christmas story before, and they don’t know anything about shepherds or Wise Men. When... Read More »
Narrated by Keith Nobbs / 1 hour 40 minutes
Is Nick Allen a troublemaker?
He really just likes to liven things up at school -- and he's always had plenty of great ideas. When Nick learns some interesting information about how words are created, suddenly he's got the inspiration for his best plan everÉthe frindle. Who says a pen has to be called a pen? Why not call it a frindle? Things... Read More »