Skip navigation
Have a gift or promo code? Get started
Skip content
Celebrate Pride Month with! Learn more

Holiday Grab Bag

From Christmas classics to sarcastic send ups, there is something here to match your holiday mood.

View all playlists

A Christmas Carol (Reissue) - Abridged

By Charles Dickens
Narrated by: Patrick Stewart
Length: 1 hours 47 minutes

Tiny Tim, Bob Cratchit, and Ebenezer Scrooge come to marvelous life in Patrick Stewart's critically-acclaimed solo interpretation of A Christmas Carol.

The star of X-Men and The Royal Shakespeare Company, Stewart has performed his one-man stage production of this holiday classic to sell-out audiences. Now, in this Grammy-nominated studio... Read more »

Audiobook details

Holidays on Ice


By David Sedaris
Narrated by: David Sedaris, Ann Magnuson & Amy Sedaris
Length: 4 hours 19 minutes

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the... Read more »

Audiobook details

The Stupidest Angel - Abridged

Pine Cove Series: Book #3

By Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Tony Roberts
Length: 6 hours 15 minutes

Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit.

But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed. But Josh is sure that he... Read more »

Audiobook details

Dreidels on the Brain

By Joel ben Izzy
Narrated by: Joel ben Izzy
Length: 7 hours 41 minutes

At last a great American Hanukkah story! This very funny, very touching novel of growing up Jewish has the makings of a holiday classic.

One lousy miracle.  Is that too much to ask?

Evidently so for Joel, as he tries to survive Hannukah, 1971 in the suburbs of the suburbs of Los Angeles (or, as he calls it, “The Land of Shriveled Dreams”). That’s... Read more »

Audiobook details

My True Love Gave to Me

Twelve Holiday Stories

By Stephanie Perkins
Narrated by: Various
Length: 12 hours 55 minutes

If you love holiday stories, holiday movies, made-for-TV-holiday specials, holiday episodes of your favorite sitcoms and, especially, if you love holiday anthologies, you're going to fall in love with My True Love Gave to Me: Twelve Holiday Stories by twelve bestselling young adult writers (Holly Black, Ally Carter, Matt de La Peña, Gayle... Read more »

Audiobook details

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Yuletide Yahoos, Ho-Ho-Humblebraggers, and Other Seasonal Scourges

By Jen Mann
Narrated by: Jen Mann
Length: 5 hours 18 minutes

For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece.

When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches

In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to... Read more »

Audiobook details

A Lowcountry Christmas

Lowcountry Summer

By Mary Alice Monroe
Narrated by: Mary Alice Monroe
Length: 6 hours 48 minutes

A wounded warrior and his younger brother discover the true meaning of Christmas in a timeless story of family bonds in this “lovely and memorable” (Luis Carlos Montalván, New York Times bestselling author) standalone tale from Mary Alice Monroe.

As far as ten-year-old Miller McClellan is concerned, it’s the worst Christmas ever. His father’s... Read more »

Audiobook details

A Bad Kitty Christmas

Bad Kitty

By Nick Bruel
Narrated by: Vanessa Williams
Length: 11 minutes


"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the city, not a creature was stirring...Except for BAD KITTY."

A greedy Bad Kitty didn't get all the presents she wanted for Christmas, but after she goes on a Christmas caper across town and through multiple alphabets,... Read more »

Audiobook details

An Affair Before Christmas

Desperate Duchesses: Book #2

By Eloisa James
Narrated by: Susan Duerden
Length: 10 hours 35 minutes

Magic under the mistletoe . . .

One spectacular Christmas, Lady Perdita Selby, known to her friends and family as Poppy, met the man she thought she would love forever. The devilishly attractive Duke of Fletcher was the perfect match for the innocent, breathtakingly beautiful young Englishwoman, and theirs was the most romantic wedding she had... Read more »

Audiobook details

Celebrate Pride Month with! Learn more