Humor audiobooks

The Goomba's Book of Love - Abridged

By: Steven R. Schirripa

Narrated by: Steven R. Schirripa

Length: 2 hours 44 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Move over Miss Lonelyhearts . . . Steven R. Schirripa, author of the runaway bestseller A Goomba’s Guide to Life, is back with more life lessons from the neighborhood. Recalling stories of his own colorful journey from the streets of Bensonhurst to the bright lights of Las Vegas and stardom as Bobby “Bacala” Baccalieri in the HBO hit series The... Read more

Flabbergasted

By: Ray Blackston

Narrated by: Andrew Peterson

Length: 8 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Blackston gives a whole new meaning to modern dating practices. Jay Jarvis, a successful stock broker, decides that the best way to meet eligible woman is to join a church singles group. The ensuing misadventures are delightful as Jay meets quirky people, including a Caddie-driving speed demon, an insightful African-American janitor, and. . .the... Read more

The Funny Thing Is...

By: Ellen DeGeneres

Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres

Length: 3 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

An indispensable reference for anyone who knows how to read—or wants to fool people into thinking they do—The Funny Thing Is... is sure to make you laugh.

Ellen DeGeneres published her first book of comic essays, the #1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, way back in 1996. Not one to rest on her laurels, the witty star of stage and screen... Read more

The Pleasure of My Company

By: Steve Martin

Narrated by: Steve Martin

Length: 4 hours 50 minutes

Abridged: No

From the bestselling author of Shopgirl comes the tender story of a troubled man who finds love, and life, in the most unexpected place. Daniel resides in his Santa Monica apartment, living much of his life as a bystander: He watches from his window as the world goes by, and his only relationships seem to be with people who barely know he... Read more

I Think There's a Terrorist in My Soup - Abridged

By: David Brenner

Length: 6 hours

Abridged: Yes

Brenner offers brilliant comic riffs—well-tested on his audiences—on a wide range of issues, from the personal to the political. Read more

L'Affaire - Abridged

By: Diane Johnson

Narrated by: Blair Brown

Length: 5 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Amy Hawkins, a young dot-com executive from California who has made her fortune at the top of NASDAQ, sets off for Europe to find culture, her roots, and maybe a cause to devote her considerable fortune to. Amy starts her quest at one of the finest small hotels in the French Alps--a hotel noted for skiing and its famous cooking lessons--in the... Read more

A Goomba's Guide to Life - Abridged

By: Steven R. Schirripa & Charles Fleming

Narrated by: Steven R. Schirripa

Length: 2 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Attention would-be paesans: Can’t distinguish “gabagool” from “pasta fazool”? Not sure how to properly accessorize your track suit with gold chains? Does the phrase “go to the mattresses” make you sleepy? Now Steven R. Schirripa, The Sopranos’ own Bobby Bacala, exposes the inner mysteries of this unique Italian-American hybrid in A Goomba’s... Read more

Full Speed

By: Janet Evanovich & Charlotte Hughes

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 6 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

A novel brimming with nonstop action, quirky characters, sexy highjinks, and sharp humor

Welcome to Full Speed by Janet Evanovich and Charlotte Hughes. You'll fall in love with Jamie Swift and Max Holt, one dynamic duo who can't seem to escape trouble—and an irresistible attraction—as you follow them from one adventure to another.

Newspaper... Read more

Home on the Prairie

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: No

The latest in a line of bestselling collections that began with News from Lake Wobegon, this set selects monologues from four years (1999-2002) of live radio programs. Some were broadcast from the Fitzgerald Theatre, the show's St. Paul home. Others were recorded on the road in Dublin, Pasadena, Grand Forks, and other exotic places. Read more

Straight Man

By: Richard Russo

Narrated by: Sam Freed

Length: 14 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

William Henry Devereaux, Jr., spiritually suited to playing left field but forced by a bad hamstring to try first base, is the unlikely chairman of the English department at West Central Pennsylvania University. Over the course of a single convoluted week, he threatens to execute a duck, has his nose slashed by a feminist poet, discovers that... Read more

Pretty Good Bits from A Prairie Home Companion and Garrison Keillor

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Ever wondered what makes over 3 million listeners tune in week after week to Garrison Keillor's A Prairie Home Companion? Thought about a visit to Lake Wobegon but never got around to it? Now is the time to find out and take a special tour. Pretty Good Bits is a special limited edition sampler containing "pretty good bits" from this popular... Read more

Service with a Smile

By: Wayne Walker, Susie Hennessy, Diane M. Dresback...

Narrated by: Nigel Lambert

Length: 6 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: No

The description of his ancestral seat as an earthly paradise would, at present, have struck its proprietor as ironical, full as it was with unwanted and troublesome inhabitants. What Lord Emsworth needed above all was a rugged ally at his side to remove from Blandings its superfluous guests, leaving him in peace to tend his beloved pig, Empress... Read more

L'Affaire

By: Diane Johnson

Narrated by: Kate Reading

Length: 12 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: No

Diane Johnson returns with another expatriate comedy of manners in this tale of a young dot-com executive from California who sets off for Europe to find culture, her roots, and maybe a cause to devote her considerable fortune to. When Amy checks into one of the finest small hotels in the French Alps - a hotel noted for skiing and for cooking... Read more

To the Nines

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 8 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

The #1 New York Times Bestselling Author
A Stephanie Plum Novel

Janet Evanovich's novels are the hottest bestsellers in America!
# 1 New York Times
# 1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly

Stephanie Plum's got rent to pay, people shooting at her, and psychos wanting her dead every day of the week (much to... Read more

To the Nines - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 2 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The #1 New York Times Bestselling Author
A Stephanie Plum Novel

Janet Evanovich's novels are the hottest bestsellers in America!
# 1 New York Times
# 1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly

Stephanie Plum's got rent to pay, people shooting at her, and psychos wanting her dead every day of the week (much to... Read more

True Believers - Abridged

By: Joe Queenan

Narrated by: Joe Queenan

Length: 5 hours 48 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Bestselling author Joe Queenan's True Believers explores the world of sports fans in an attempt to understand the inexplicable: What does anyone get out of it?

For Yankee, Cowboy, and Laker fans the answer is fairly clear: the return on investment is relatively high. But why do people root so passionately for formerly inept teams like the Boston... Read more

Maneater - Abridged

By: Gigi Levangie Grazer

Narrated by: Uma Thurman

Length: 5 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Feast your eyes on Clarissa.
At twenty-eight (thirty-one), Clarissa Alpert is blessed with a designer wardrobe, a daddy-subsidized apartment, and an A-list speed-dial. Gorgeous and wildly uninhibited, she has amassed a list of exes that amounts to a Who's Who of Hollywood power players. But with her twenty-ninth (thirty-second) birthday... Read more

Babyville - Abridged

By: Jane Green

Narrated by: Geraldine Somerville

Length: 6 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: Yes

On the heels of her three runaway hits, Bookends, Mr. Maybe, and Jemima J, Jane Green delivers a sparkling, sexy tale about the complexities of modern motherly love.

Bestselling author Jane Green has won the hearts of thousands of readers with her fresh take on single life and the dating jungle. Now in Babyville, she applies her golden touch to... Read more

Wigfield

By: Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello & Amy Sedaris

Narrated by: Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello & Stephen Colbert

Length: 4 hours 44 minutes

Abridged: No

Wigfield is a small bucolic hideaway, situated in front of a massive dam which is about to be torn down by the state government to restore the salmon run. Wigfield's only hope lies in the self-righteous, self-involved "journalist" Russell Hokes, who arrives hoping to capture the quiet dignity of the disappearing American Small Town. However,... Read more

Who's Your Caddy? - Abridged

By: Rick Reilly

Narrated by: Grover Gardner

Length: 5 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The funniest and most popular sportswriter in America abandons his desk at Sports Illustrated to caddy for some of the world’s most famous golfers, and some celebrity duffers, recounting it all in this hilarious and revealing look at the world of golf.

Who knows a golfer best? Who’s with them every minute of every round, hears their muttering,... Read more

Die Wahrheit über Deutschland, Pt. 5

By: Diverse Autoren

Narrated by: Diverse Sprecher

Length: 1 hour 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Die nun seit 1997 erscheinende Compilation von WortArt. Ein Querschnitt der letztjährigen Neuveröffentlichungen aus dem Genre Kabarett und Comedy. Eine Auswahl der besten Programmausschnitte diverser Künstler aus den Jahren2001 - 2003. Read more

Moon over Manhattan

By: Larry King & Thomas H. Cook

Narrated by: Larry King

Length: 5 hours 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Successful TV political commentator Arthur Vandameer— host of WNIN's Speaking Truth to Power— is rich, famous... and miserable. He has risen to the top of the city's glittering media heap only to find nothing. His teenage daughter— privileged, glamorous Allison— is blonde, beautiful,... Read more

Villa Incognito

By: Tom Robbins

Narrated by: Barrett Whitener

Length: 7 hours 39 minutes

Abridged: No

Imagine that there are American MIAs who chose to remain missing after the Vietnam War.

Imagine that there is a family in which four generations of strong, alluring women have shared a mysterious connection to an outlandish figure from Japanese folklore.

Imagine just those things (don’t even try to imagine the love story) and you’ll have a... Read more

Skinny Women Are Evil - Abridged

By: Mo'Nique

Narrated by: Mo'Nique

Length: 1 hour 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Now in paperback, popular comedienne and television star Mo'Nique tells us how to be a big woman in a small woman's world.

It is NO secret that I am a BIG girl.

Always have been, always will be.

The only way I'll ever wear a size 6, or even a 16, is if you add them together. That's right: I wear a size 22. And I'm proud, because I wear it well.
... Read more