Humor audiobooks

Foreskin's Lament

By: Shalom Auslander

Narrated by: Shalom Auslander

Length: 6 hours 59 minutes

Abridged: No

A bitingly funny memoir of growing up in a dysfunctional Jewish family and wrestling with a vengeful God. Read more

Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...

By: Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein

Narrated by: Johnny Heller

Length: 4 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

Outrageously funny, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . . has been a breakout bestseller ever since authors-and born vaudevillians-Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein did their schtick on NPR's Weekend Edition. Lively, original, and powerfully informative, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar..... is a not-so-reverent crash course through the... Read more

NPR Driveway Moments All About Animals

By: NPR

Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

Abridged: No

What’s a “driveway moment”? It’s when you’re so captivated by a story you’re hearing on NPR that you stay in your car to hear it to the end—even if you’re sitting in your driveway with the motor running. For years, listeners have written to NPR to describe such moments. Now animal lovers especially will want to make sure their tanks are... Read more

Playing for Pizza

By: John Grisham

Narrated by: Christopher Evan Welch

Length: 6 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Rick Dockery was the third-string quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. In the AFC Championship game against Denver, to the surprise and dismay of virtually everyone, Rick actually got into the game. With a 17-point lead and just minutes to go, Rick provided what was arguably the worst single performance in the history of the NFL. Overnight, he... Read more

Neue Autofahrergeschichten - Abridged

By: Ephraim Kishon

Narrated by: Johannes Steck

Length: 50 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Endlich nimmt sich jemand einem der heikelsten Themen der Menschheit an: das Auto! Hier wird die Tragik zwischen Mann und Frau offenbar, die Ohnmächtigkeit des Einzelnen gegenüber den Versicherungen beschrieben oder auch vor den Folgen des Geschwindigkeitsrausches gewarnt - all das und viel mehr schildern die neuen Autofahrergeschichten des... Read more

India with Sanjeev Bhaskar

By: Sanjeev Bhaskar

Narrated by: Sanjeev Bhaskar

Length: 6 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Sanjeev Bhaskar, comedian and writer behind 'The Kumars at No. 42' embarks on an epic and highly personal journey through modern India. Sanjeev’s characteristic humour and unique perspective form the heart of this audiobook that accompanies his travels for the BBC2 series. Exotic and diverse, richly colourful and... Read more

Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Patrick Frederic

Length: 4 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

A brilliantly funny look at the tumultuous recent past from the Pulitzer Prize–winning humorist.

Remember when everything was going to go to hell when Y2K struck?

That didn’t happen, right?

But what did happen? To provide a little perspective on a really messed-up millennium (so far), the one and only Dave Barry slips into his historian’s robe... Read more

Pontoon

By: Garrison Keillor

Narrated by: Garrison Keillor

Length: 8 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

It’s Lake Wobegon as you’ve imagined it: a tightly knit community that sometimes draws you home and sometimes gives you wings to fly away. Read more

An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England

By: Brock Clarke

Narrated by: Daniel Passer

Length: 10 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: No

Sam Pulsifer, the hapless hero of this incendiary novel, has come to the end of a very long and unusual journey, and for the second time in his life he has the time to think about all the things that have and have not come to pass.

The truth is, a lot of remarkable things have happened in Sam’s life. He spent ten years in prison for accidentally... Read more

Who's Killing the Great Writers of America?

By: Robert Kaplow

Narrated by: Arte Johnson

Length: 5 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

What do best-selling writers Sue Grafton, Danielle Steel, and Tom Clancy all have in common? They' ve all been shockingly murdered in a manner both gruesome and appropriate to their literary style. Now, an extremely paranoid Stephen King is convinced that he will be the next victim. With great trepidation, King leaves his heavily... Read more

Der Schorfopa

By: Heinz Strunk

Narrated by: Heinz Strunk

Length: 51 minutes

Abridged: No

Nach dem grandiosen Erfolg von Mit Hass gekocht präsentiert Heinz Heinzer Strunk nun Volumen 2 seiner Kurzhörspiele. Für Der Schorfopa hat er ein zweites "Best of" seiner von 1995 bis 2007 liebevoll und aufwändig produzierten Kurzhörspiele zusammengestellt. Ganz in der Tradition der frühen Helge Schneider-Hörspiele hat er sowohl sämtliche... Read more

Getting Rid of Matthew

By: Jane Fallon

Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor

Length: 10 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

For once, a novel that isn’t about the heroine getting the guy. It’s about getting rid of the guy, and in the process, finding herself.

Helen is nearly forty, and has, for far too long, had an affair with Matthew, a high-powered, much older, attractive, married man who was once, of course, her boss. After years of being disappointed by missed... Read more

The Little Book of Essential Rude Words

By: Jake Harris

Narrated by: Charles Ryder

Length: 32 minutes

Abridged: No

Ever wondered how many rude words existed to describe the unmentionable?
Tarnish your tongue with this colloquial collection of obscenities and filthy four-letter words from the crudest crevices of the English language. Read more

The Little Book of Office Bollocks

By: Joseph Gelfer

Narrated by: Ben Ottridge

Length: 34 minutes

Abridged: No

The real use for the photocopier, pulling a stylish sickie, and avoiding Norman the techie: we've all been there. This book is a damning indictment of the world of work and a lifesaver in the office jungle! Read more

The Little Book of Flirting

By: Stewart Ferris

Narrated by: Stewart Ferris

Length: 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Welcome to the definitive guide to flirting in the 21st century. Learn essential tips, such as how to make your first impression count, when physical contact works (and when it doesn't), what to say, and, more importantly, when to leave them guessing. Actions speak louder than words, and in the universal language of flirting, this book is the... Read more

Moths Ate My Doctor Who Scarf

By: Toby Hadoke

Narrated by: Colin Baker, Full Cast, Louise Jameson & Toby H...

Length: 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Actor and comedian Toby Hadoke’s hilarious and touching one-man show was a huge hit at the Edinburgh Fringe, and his nationwide tour was just as successful. This two-part adaptation, based on the stage show and starring Toby Hadoke, Louise Jameson and with a cameo by Colin Baker, is a celebration of Doctor Who for fans and novices alike. Toby... Read more

The Heart of the Dales - Abridged

By: Gervase Phinn

Narrated by: Gervase Phinn

Length: 3 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The abridged, downloadable audiobook edition of the latest of Gervase Phinn's charming tales, The Heart of the Dales, read by the man himself.

His colourful cast of characters have now become firm favourites - the eccentric staff at County Hall as well as the children themselves who find ways of embarrassing the school inspectors with innocent... Read more

Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife

By: Linda Berdoll

Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor

Length: 28 hours 1 minute

Abridged: No

Every woman wants to be Elizabeth Bennet Darcy–beautiful, gracious, universally admired, strong, daring and outspoken–a thoroughly modern woman in crinolines.

And every woman will fall madly in love with Mr. Darcy–tall, dark and handsome, a nobleman and a heartthrob whose virility is matched only by his utter devotion to his wife.

Their passion is... Read more

Millionär (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Tommy Jaud

Narrated by: Christoph Maria Herbst

Length: 4 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Simon nörgelt, Simon nervt - aber Simon verbessert die Welt. Glaubt er. Kirchenglocken, Klopapierperforationen, Karriere-Frauen - das sind so seine Widersacher. Außerdem braucht der inzwischen arbeitslose Vollidiot mal eben eine Million Euro, um eine nervtötende Nachbarin loszuwerden. In seiner Not entwickelt Simon eine derart abgefahrene... Read more

Happy Endings

By: Jim Norton

Narrated by: Jim Norton

Length: 5 hours 13 minutes

Abridged: No

Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this... Read more

The Late Bloomer's Revolution

By: Amy Cohen

Narrated by: Amy Cohen

Length: 7 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

Amy Cohen always imagined that by age thirty she would be juggling a thriving career, a devoted English husband, and two adorable children who had shag haircuts and a room in their loft where they could play the drums. But at thirty-five, as she struggled to come to terms with the loss of her adored mother, she found herself “between jobs”... Read more

Lean Mean Thirteen

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 6 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

New secrets, old flames, and hidden agendas are about to send bounty hunter Stephanie Plum on her most outrageous adventure yet!

MISTAKE #1
Dickie Orr
Stephanie was married to him for about fifteen minutes before she caught him cheating on her with her archnemesis, Joyce Barnhardt. Another fifteen minutes after that, Stephanie filed for divorce,... Read more

The Manny

By: Holly Peterson

Narrated by: Karen Ziemba

Length: 11 hours 44 minutes

Abridged: No

What's a Park Avenue working mom to do when her troubled son desperately needs a male role model? If she's like the gutsy heroine of Holly Peterson's astute new comedy of manners, she does what every other woman on the block does. She hires a manny.A middle-class girl from Middle America, Jamie Whitfield isn't ""one of them"" but she lives in... Read more

Lean Mean Thirteen - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: Yes

New secrets, old flames, and hidden agendas are about to send bounty hunter Stephanie Plum on her most outrageous adventure yet!

MISTAKE #1
Dickie Orr
Stephanie was married to him for about fifteen minutes before she caught him cheating on her with her archnemesis, Joyce Barnhardt. Another fifteen minutes after that, Stephanie filed for divorce,... Read more