Humor audiobooks

The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

By: Lauren Willig

Narrated by: Kate Reading

Length: 13 hours 32 minutes

Abridged: No

Nothing goes right for Eloise. The one day she wears her new suede boots, it rains cats and dogs. When the subway stops short, she’s always the one thrown into some stranger’s lap. Plus, she’s had more than her share of misfortune in the way of love. In fact, ever since she realized romantic heroes are a thing of the past, she’s decided it’s... Read more

Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination

By: Helen Fielding

Narrated by: Josephine Bailey

Length: 9 hours 22 minutes

Abridged: No

At the close of the last millennium, Helen Fielding debuted the irrepressible (and blockbuster-bestselling) Bridget Jones. Now, Fielding gives us a sensational new heroine for a new era...Move over 007, a stunning, sexy-and decidedly female-new player has entered the world of international espionage. Her name is Olivia Joules (that’s... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men - Abridged

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 3 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of men, marriage, and great sex. And then, when that doesn t work out, they've devoted an inordinate amount of time to divorce, gittin another one and having great sex with him instead. The Sweet Potato... Read more

The Great Psychedelic Armadillo Picnic - Abridged

By: Kinky Friedman

Narrated by: Kinky Friedman

Length: 2 hours 14 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Kinky Friedman, the original Texas Jewboy, takes us on a rollicking, rock-and-rolling tour of his favorite city: Austin.

Maybe you want to know which restaurant President Bush rates as his favorite Austin burger joint. Or maybe you want a glimpse of Willie Nelson’s home life (hint: Willie plays a lot of golf). Perhaps you want to get the best... Read more

Shopaholic & Sister - Abridged

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren

Length: 5 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Sophie Kinsella has conquered the hearts of millions with her New York Times bestselling Shopaholic novels, which feature the irresistible one-woman shopping phenomenon Becky Bloomwood. Now Becky’s back in a hilarious, heartwarming tale of married life, best friends, and long-lost sisters (and the perils of simply having to own an Angel... Read more

Eats, Shoots & Leaves

By: Lynne Truss

Narrated by: Lynne Truss

Length: 1 hour 9 minutes

Abridged: No

In 2002 Lynne Truss presented Cutting a Dash, a well-received BBC Radio 4 series about punctuation, which led to the writing of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. The book became a runaway success in the UK, hitting number one on the bestseller lists and prompting extraordinary headlines such as Grammar Book Tops Bestseller List (BBC News). With more... Read more

The Suburban You - Abridged

By: Mark Falanga

Narrated by: Mark Falanga

Length: 4 hours 38 minutes

Abridged: Yes

You are about to discover that living in the suburbs is a whole lot funnier than you ever thought possible. For this country’s 145,892,494 (give or take) suburbanites, Mark Falanga is an utterly deadpan (and thoroughly entertaining) spokesman.

Mark Falanga is a slick urban dweller, at the top of his game professionally, with a gorgeous corporate... Read more

Plenty of Pretty Good Jokes

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 4 hours 34 minutes

Abridged: No

Includes the complete Pretty Good Jokes, Few More Pretty Good Jokes, and New and Not Bad Pretty Good Jokes. Read more

Still Ranting After All These Years - Abridged

By: Dennis Miller

Narrated by: Dennis Miller

Length: 2 hours 7 minutes

Abridged: Yes

If you thought Dennis Miller was done ranting, guess again. In Still Ranting After All These Years, recorded in early 2002, Miller is in fine form, commenting on everything from ""War and Terrorism"" to Enron; from ""Obsessed Parents"" to the ""End of Class;"" to ""Truth in the Media,"" and so much more. Throughout, Miller is what we have come... Read more

The Great Psychedelic Armadillo Picnic

By: Kinky Friedman

Narrated by: Stephen Hoye

Length: 3 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

Kinky Friedman, the original Texas Jew boy, guides readers through the sights, sounds, food, and various and sundry oddities of his favorite Texas city. Known for live music and food, Austin is also the home of Willie Nelson, Janis Joplin, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and a number of other music legends. In this slightly insane and surprisingly... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Field Guide to Men

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 3 hours 21 minutes

Abridged: No

The Sweet Potato Queens like men. They like them so much that they have devoted an absolutely inordinate amount of time to the pursuit of men, marriage, and great sex. And then, when that doesn t work out, they've devoted an inordinate amount of time to divorce, gittin another one and having great sex with him instead. THE SWEET POTATO... Read more

Aprikose, Banane, Erdbeer

By: Helge Schneider

Narrated by: Helge Schneider

Length: 3 hours 4 minutes

Abridged: No

Es geht wieder los. Kommissar Schneider ermittelt wieder und kriegt zum Schluss alles raus. Dafür schlägt er sich mit einem international gesuchten geheimnisvollen Schwerverbrecher herum, und sein Leben zu Hause mit Frau und so weiter ist auch nicht gut. Folgendes geht ab: Das kleine Kofferradio gluckste die Nachrichten aus dem winzigen Speaker,... Read more

Ten Big Ones

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 7 hours 33 minutes

Abridged: No

Janet Evanovich is the hottest author in America, and her Stephanie Plum novels have taken the nation by storm!

#1 New York Times
#1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly

She's accidentally destroyed a dozen cars. She's a target for every psycho and miscreant this side of the Jersey Turnpike. Her... Read more

Shopaholic & Sister

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Josephine Bailey

Length: 11 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

Sophie Kinsella has conquered the hearts of millions with her New York Times bestselling Shopaholic novels, which feature the irresistible one-woman shopping phenomenon Becky Bloomwood. Now Becky’s back in a hilarious, heartwarming tale of married life, best friends, and long-lost sisters (and the perils of simply having to own an Angel... Read more

The Botox Diaries - Abridged

By: Janice Kaplan & Lynn Schnurnberger

Narrated by: Ana Gasteyer

Length: 4 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In a world where plastic surgery is as popular as a pair of sexy Manolo Blahniks, suburban single mom Jessica Taylor is trying to make it past forty with nothing more than moisturizer and a swipe of mascara. Her glamorous best friend, TV producer Lucy Baldor, has a different idea of aging gracefully. “My body is a temple,” Lucy explains. “I just... Read more

Ten Big Ones - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 2 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Janet Evanovich is the hottest author in America, and her Stephanie Plum novels have taken the nation by storm!

#1 New York Times
#1 Wall Street Journal
#1 Los Angeles Times
#1 Entertainment Weekly
#1 Publishers Weekly

She's accidentally destroyed a dozen cars. She's a target for every psycho and miscreant this side of the Jersey Turnpike. Her... Read more

Candyfreak

By: Steve Almond

Narrated by: Oliver Wyman

Length: 6 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

Part candy porn, part candy polemic, part social history, part confession, Candyfreak explores the role candy plays in our lives as both source of pleasure and escape from pain. Read more

Wakefield

By: Andrei Codrescu

Narrated by: Jeff Woodman

Length: 9 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

Wakefield is visited by the Devil, who tells him his time is up. Not yet ready, Wakefield strikes a bargain with Satan and sets off on a cross-country journey to understand his life and times. Read more

Car Talk: Born Not to Run

By: Ray Magliozzi & Tom Magliozzi

Length: 1 hour 9 minutes

Abridged: No

Born Not to Run is a collection of car tunes as irreverent as they are melodic. With titles like, "If She Wasn't On Blocks," Who Taught These Idiots To Drive," and "Built to Crash," we guarantee that you'll be simultaneously tapping your toes, laughing out loud and shaking your head. For these reasons, we ask that you not listen to Born Not to... Read more

Car Talk: The Hatchback of Notre Dame

By: Ray Magliozzi & Tom Magliozzi

Length: 1 hour 3 minutes

Abridged: No

The Hatchback of Notre Dame includes many memorable Car Talk classics, including Morley Safer of CBS's Sixty Minutes, displaying a downright embarrassing obsession with his Peugeot, and space shuttle astronaut John Grunsfeld, who calls from Hawaii. (Well, 700 miles over Hawaii, actually). And, there's one of Click and Clack's all-time favorite... Read more

The Second Assistant - Abridged

By: Clare Naylor & Mimi Hare

Narrated by: Ali Marsh Weller

Length: 5 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A fast-paced, breezy read about life at the bottom of the Hollywood food chain.

No political science degree could ever prepare Elizabeth Miller for her new job as a second assistant at The Agency, whose clients include everyone you’ve never met—but you know who they’re sleeping with. A former congressional intern in Washington, Lizzie made a bid... Read more

Commercial Radio

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 4 minutes

Abridged: No

A word or thirty from the sponsors of public radio’s enduring Saturday-evening staple, Commercial Radio features the best bits (and questionable marketing strategies) of many Lake Wobegon establishments. In addition to missives from longtime supporters such as the Catchup Advisory Board and the American Duct Tape Council, special messages from... Read more

Kai Magnus Sting

By: Kai Magnus Sting

Length: 1 hour 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Wat willze machen. Das ist nicht nur ein typisch niederrheinischer Satz, sondern Lebensweisheit, auf den Punkt gebrachte Philosophie. Wenn zwei oder drei Niederrheiner freitags abends bei Hein Lindemann in der Kneipe an der Ecke an ihrem Stammtisch sitzen und sich stundenlang nicht bewegen, vor sich auf den Tisch starren und sich an ihrem Bier... Read more

Hörspiele I

By: Helge Schneider

Narrated by: Helge Schneider

Length: 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Die frühen Hörspiele von Helge Schneider aus den Jahren 1979 - 1984 Read more