Humor audiobooks

The Undomestic Goddess - Abridged

By: Sophie Kinsella

Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren

Length: 6 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Workaholic attorney Samantha Sweeting has just done the unthinkable. She’s made a mistake so huge, it’ll wreck any chance of a partnership.

Going into utter meltdown, she walks out of her London office, gets on a train, and ends up in the middle of nowhere. Asking for directions at a big, beautiful house, she’s mistaken for an interviewee ... Read more

Fleisch ist mein Gemüse

By: Heinz Strunk

Narrated by: Heinz Strunk

Length: 6 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Wie es ist, in Harburg aufzuwachsen, das weiß Heinz Strunk genau. Harburg, nicht Hamburg. Mitte der 80er ist Heinz volljährig und hat immer noch Akne, immer noch keinen Job, immer noch kein Mädchen kennengelernt. Doch dann wird er Bläser bei "Tiffanys", einer Showband, die auf den Schützenfesten zwischen Elbe und Lüneburger Heide bald zu den... Read more

Lord Vishnu's Love Handles

By: Will Clarke

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 8 hours 54 minutes

Abridged: No

Lord Vishnu's Love Handles is the story of a man who is teetering on the edge of financial ruin and insanity until a couple of secret agents teach him what it really means to lose his mind.



Travis Anderson has a psychic gift. Or so he thinks. So far he's milked his premonitions only to acquire an upper-middle-class lifestyle — pretty wife, big... Read more

Love @ First Site

By: Jane Moore

Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor

Length: 10 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

Spunky, sweet-natured Jessica Monroe is 34 years old and perfectly happy being single. A producer at a top-rated morning show with a coterie of fun friends and a busy nightlife, she isn't in any rush to meet a man. Her girlfriends, however, disapprove. And when they secretly place a personal ad on a hot singles Web site on her behalf, Jess is... Read more

Love @ First Site - Abridged

By: Jane Moore

Narrated by: Elizabeth Sastre

Length: 4 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Spunky, sweet-natured Jessica Monroe is 34 years old and perfectly happy being single. A producer at a top-rated morning show with a coterie of fun friends and a busy nightlife, she isn't in any rush to meet a man. Her girlfriends, however, disapprove. And when they secretly place a personal ad on a hot singles Web site on her behalf, Jess is... Read more

A Long Stay in a Distant Land

By: Chieh Chieng

Narrated by: James Yaegashi

Length: 6 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: No

In this funny and inventive novel, the Lums are a death-stalked Chinese American family living in Orange County, California. Ever since Grandpa Melvin was inspired to join the US Army after watching a Popeye movie and—as family lore has it—unleashed a “relentless rain of steel death” upon the Nazis, Lum after Lum has been doomed to an untimely... Read more

The Reluctant Metrosexual

By: Peter Hyman

Narrated by: Peter Hyman

Length: 6 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

Read by the author, an essayist and stand-up comedian, this collection of hilarious essays is about a single guy attempting to live on the right side of hip.If Peter Hyman is a metrosexual, a straight man with gay tastes, then he is one reluctantly, being loath to hitch himself to an au courant cultural trend unless doing so would get him a... Read more

Zermatt

By: Frank Schaeffer

Narrated by: Lloyd James

Length: 8 hours 19 minutes

Abridged: No

In this sequel to his acclaimed novel Portofino, Frank Schaeffer's memorable young narrator, Calvin Becker, returns in a story that is a coming-of-age gem.It is 1966, and Calvin is fourteen, torn between his naturally volcanic sexual curiosity and a fundamentalist family so strict that he has never seen a movie, watched television, or danced—and... Read more

Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi

By: Geoff Dyer

Narrated by: Simon Vance

Length: 9 hours 23 minutes

Abridged: No

Every two years the international art world descends on Venice for the opening of the Biennale. Among them is Jeff Atman, a jaded and dissolute journalist, whose dedication to the cause of bellini-fuelled party-going is only intermittently disturbed by the obligation to file a story. When he meets the spellbinding Laura, he is rejuvenated,... Read more

Squeeze Play

By: Jane Leavy

Narrated by: Anna Fields

Length: 14 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Troubles begin for sports reporter A. B. Berkowitz when she is assigned to cover the Washington Senators, who are having a lousy season. When A. B. points out the team’s ineptitude, the players refuse to talk to her, except to attempt to gross her out as often as possible. Into this mix come the team’s televangelist owner, her hardcore editor,... Read more

Seven Up

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

The smash-hit #1 bestselling author Janet Evanovich takes you on the ride of your life in the next Stephanie Plum adventure, Seven Up!

Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the... Read more

Eleven on Top

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 7 hours 43 minutes

Abridged: No

#1 New York Times

#1 Wall Street Journal

#1 Los Angeles Times

#1 Entertainment Weekly

#1 Publishers Weekly

Stephanie Plum is thinking her career as a fugitive apprehension agent has run its course. She's been shot at, spat at, cussed at, fire-bombed, mooned, and attacked by dogs. Time for a change, Stephanie thinks. Time to find the kind of job her... Read more

Eleven on Top - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 2 hours 57 minutes

Abridged: Yes

#1 New York Times

#1 Wall Street Journal

#1 Los Angeles Times

#1 Entertainment Weekly

#1 Publishers Weekly

Stephanie Plum is thinking her career as a fugitive apprehension agent has run its course. She's been shot at, spat at, cussed at, fire-bombed, mooned, and attacked by dogs. Time for a change, Stephanie thinks. Time to find the kind of job her... Read more

Seven Up - Abridged

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 3 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The smash-hit #1 bestselling author Janet Evanovich takes you on the ride of your life in the next Stephanie Plum adventure, Seven Up!

Semiretired mob guy Eddie DeCooch is caught trafficking contraband cigarettes through Trenton, New Jersey. When DeCooch fails to show for a court appearance, bond enforcement agent Stephanie Plum is assigned the... Read more

Growing Up Lutheran - Abridged

By: Janet Letnes Martin & Suzann (Johnson) Nelson

Narrated by: Janet Martin & Suzann Nelson

Length: 3 hours

Abridged: Yes

If you search for the word "coffee" in the Bible, if you're pretty sure that all the pairs of animals in Noah's Ark were married, and if you know that Heaven is up and Hell is down, you'll love Growing Up Lutheran. If the Lutherans you know seem rather, er, mysterious, it will do you good.

Combining their own memories with those of other... Read more

The Starter Wife

By: Gigi Levangie Grazer

Narrated by: Susan Ericksen

Length: 12 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

When her husband Kenny dumps her (by cell phone) mere months before their ten-year wedding anniversary, Gracie Pollock finds herself reeling. Though her role as the wife of a semifamous Hollywood studio executive often left her cold, Gracie had grown accustomed to the unique privileges extended to Tinseltown’s power elite: reservations at Spago... Read more

A Good Yarn - Abridged

By: Debbie Macomber

Narrated by: Linda Emond

Length: 6 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Bestselling author Debbie Macomber brings us the story of several different women brought together by one knitting shop Lydia Hoffman owns ‘A Good Yarn,’ the shop on Blossom Street, which has been in operation for more than a year and is thriving. Lydia’s relationship with Brad continues and she remains cancer free. Jacqueline, Carol and Alix... Read more

In the Company of Cheerful Ladies

By: Alexander McCall Smith

Narrated by: Lisette Lecat

Length: 9 hours 26 minutes

Abridged: No

Readers everywhere have been captivated by the New York Times best-selling No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency series, from award-winning wit Alexander McCall Smith. Mma Ramotswe is very busy. She has a full caseload at the agency, there's been an intruder in her home, and her unfortunate past has returned to haunt her. Maybe it's a good thing her... Read more

The Garden of Eden - Abridged

By: Eve Adams

Narrated by: Scott Sowers

Length: 5 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This is a parable for our times: a take on small town America that is hilarious, moving, and utterly original
Eden, USA, is the perfect place to live until Ed Harris, the banker, finds his wife in bed with his best friend. Shotgun in hand, he escorts them to the door, and tells his friend: "Guess what? She's yours!"
"I've got a wife, Ed," says the... Read more

Why Business People Speak Like Idiots

By: Brian Fugere, Chelsea Hardaway & Jon Warshawsky

Narrated by: Alan Sklar

Length: 4 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

"This is just the kind of synergistic, customer-centric, upsell-driven, out-of-the-box, customizable, strategically tactical, best-of-breed thought leadership that will help our clients track to true north. Let's fly this up the flagpole and see where the pushback is."

It's Monday. Time to hit the pause button on your personality and get ready... Read more

Wolves in Chic Clothing - Abridged

By: Carrie Karasyov & Jill Kargman

Narrated by: Ana Gasteyer

Length: 4 hours 42 minutes

Abridged: Yes

In The Right Address, Carrie Karasyov and Jill Kargman seared through the upper crust of New York’s glitterati with wicked glee. In their delicious new novel, Wolves in Chic Clothing, they train their merciless spotlight on the young princes and princesses poised to inherit Park Avenue.
Julia, a hip, downtown salesgirl at Pelham’s jewelry store,... Read more

Car Talk: Maternal Combustion

By: Ray Magliozzi & Tom Magliozzi

Length: 1 hour 11 minutes

Abridged: No

Moms have served honorably in the minivan wars. Negotiated conflicting advise between husbands and fathers. Now brothers Tom and Ray Magliozzi give mothers their due respect in this new collection of calls from Car Talk. Read more

Full Bloom

By: Janet Evanovich & Charlotte Hughes

Narrated by: Lorelei King

Length: 8 hours

Abridged: No

Dear listener,The temperature’s on “sizzle” again in Beaumont, South Carolina, where peach trees are in season and ripe for the picking. So is its newest entrepreneur, Annie Fortenberry, who has inherited her grandmother’s B&B (and its eccentric handyman Erdle Thorney). According to a local psychic she also inherited a spirit from its glory... Read more

Wolves in Chic Clothing

By: Carrie Karasyov

Narrated by: Susan Denaker

Length: 8 hours 3 minutes

Abridged: No

In The Right Address, Carrie Karasyov and Jill Kargman seared through the upper crust of New York’s glitterati with wicked glee. In their delicious new novel, Wolves in Chic Clothing, they train their merciless spotlight on the young princes and princesses poised to inherit Park Avenue.

Julia, a hip, downtown salesgirl at Pelham’s jewelry store,... Read more