Humor audiobooks

Revenge

By: Nick Ferris

Narrated by: Joy Gelardi

Length: 20 minutes

Abridged: No

So you've found yourself young, free and single again. This is a guide to getting your own back. From hoaxes to hit-and-run, these humorous ideas should inspire you to wreak havoc on the one so stupid as to think they could live without you, and to get the revenge you deserve. Read more

100 Rants On Why Men Are Pants

By: Amy Charter

Narrated by: Anne Onn

Length: 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Men. It's pretty difficult to think of what use they could be put to. It's plain to see that they need assistance getting dressed and appear to be incapable of discerning the purpose of a toilet seat. From the fairer sex then comes this perfectly-formed little number with all the reasons why men are crap! Read more

No hay mal que dure 100 anos ni mujer que lo resista

By: Rosaura Rodriguez

Narrated by: Adriana Sananes

Length: 2 hours 25 minutes

Abridged: No

Rosaura Rodriguez hace una critica dura y sarcastica contra el machismo rampante del hombre hacja las mujeres. Con una deliciosa narrativa, la autora nos demuestra con hechos y ejemplos que las relaciones de pareja a veces no son lo que parecen ser, y que el hombre y la mujer tienen la misma libertad para expresar sus sentimientos en las... Read more

The Bro Code

By: Barney Stinson

Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris

Length: 1 hour 42 minutes

Abridged: No

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code—the New York Times bestseller (really!) with more than a million copies in print all around the world.

Everyone’s life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the... Read more

Reading the OED

By: Ammon Shea

Narrated by: William Dufris

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

""I'm reading the OED so you don't have to. If you are interested in vocabulary that is both spectacularly useful and beautifully useless, read on...""So reports Ammon Shea, the tireless, word-obsessed, and more than slightly masochistic author of Reading the OED. The word lover's Mount Everest, the OED has enthralled logophiles since its... Read more

The Best of Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

By: NPR

Length: 2 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

The first Wait Wait . . . Don't Tell Me! collection focused on the best of the "Not My Job" segment of the program. This second collection skims the cream off the entire archive of the show, with selections from "Who’s Carl This Time?" "Lightning Fill in the Blank," "The Listener Limerick Challenge," "Not My Job" and more.



Panelists include... Read more

Alphabet Juice - Abridged

By: Roy Blount, Jr., Jr.

Narrated by: Roy Blount, Jr., Jr.

Length: 5 hours 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Ali G: How many words does you know?

Noam Chomsky: Normally, humans, by maturity, have tens of thousands of them.

Ali G: What is some of 'em?
— Youtube.com


After forty years of making a living using words in every medium, print or electronic, except greeting cards, Roy Blount Jr. still can't get over his ABCs. In Alphabet Juice, he celebrates the... Read more

Clips From A Life - Abridged

By: Denis Norden

Narrated by: Denis Norden & Stephen Thorne

Length: 5 hours 41 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Classic stills from the life of one of Britain's most cherished entertainers. This is the extraordinary life story of comic legend Denis Norden, told in momentary snapshots by the master British comedian himself. Containing reminiscences of a career stretching back to the golden age of the radio, through the heyday of cinema... Read more

Johnners Cricketing Gaffes, Giggles And Cakes

By: Barry Johnston

Narrated by: Barry Johnston, Brian Johnston & Guests

Length: 1 hour 10 minutes

Abridged: No

Brian Johnston, known to everyone as Johnners, was as well known for his on-air gaffes as for his Test Match Special commentaries. Here are his most famous and funniest cricketing mishaps, which have been chosen by his son, Barry. Among Johnners’ laugh-out-loud clangers are ‘joined by the Balls’, ‘sitting on a shooting stick’ and a streaker’s... Read more

Just the Sexiest Man Alive

By: Julie James

Narrated by: Karen White

Length: 10 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: No

A fabulously fun, romantic comedy from a dynamic new talent.Nothing fazes Taylor Donovan—not in the courtroom and not in her personal life. So when she’s assigned to coach People's "Sexiest Man Alive" for his role in the next big legal drama, she refuses to fall for the Hollywood heartthrob’s charms. Even if he is the Jason Andrews. Read more

Sporting Gaffes

By: Various

Narrated by: John Inverdale

Length: 45 minutes

Abridged: No

A hilarious collection of BBC broadcasting blunders presented by John Inverdale. There are no gaffes like sporting gaffes. In the excitement of the moment, and live on air, commentators and sports personalities can say the most amazing and the silliest things. This compilation includes slips-of-the-tongue and scrambling of words which produce... Read more

Rugby Union Wit, Wisdom And Mud

By: Cliff Morgan

Narrated by: Tony O'Reilly

Length: 2 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

Cliff Morgan, using BBC Sound Archive material, presents the history and humour of the great game of Rugby Union.No game generates more passion, or stirs the emotions, like Rugby Union. No game enjoys itself more when the whistle blows. And none has produced quite such good talkers, on or off the muddy pitch.Here, from the BBC’s unique Sound... Read more

Schwerelos (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Ildikó von Kürthy

Narrated by: Ildikó von Kürthy

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

Geschafft! Jetzt muss ich nur noch Ja sagen. Happy End, endlich. Gäbe es da nicht ... ... meine beste Freundin. Die betrügt ihren Mann aus Überzeugung. ... meine Cousine. Die übergibt sich während einer Beerdigung, ist schwanger, weiß aber nicht genau, von wem. ... meinen Schulfreund. Der will unbedingt Vater werden, ist schwul, hat sich aber... Read more

Look Who It Is! - Abridged

By: Alan Carr

Narrated by: Alan Carr

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Famed for his gentle innocence and brilliant observational wit, comedian Alan Carr describes his childhood growing up in a football-mad family in Northampton and his rise to become one of Britain’s best-loved comedians. ‘Puberty had been unkind. Whereas it had come in the night and left the other boys with chiselled, stubbly... Read more

Attack of the Theater People

By: Marc Acito

Narrated by: Jeff Woodman

Length: 9 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Best-selling author Marc Acito has been praised for novels that remind audiences "what a blast immaturity can be" (People), including How I Paid for College. In the sequel, Edward Zanni has been kicked out of drama school because he's just too "jazz hands" for Juilliard. He moves to New York City and lands a job working as a stealth guest at... Read more

Don't Let My Mama Read This

By: Hadjii

Narrated by: Beresford Bennett

Length: 5 hours 52 minutes

Abridged: No

Writer, director, and starring actor in Sundance Grand Jury Prize nominee Somebodies, Hadjii remembers the trials and tribulations of youth in Don't Let My Mama Read This. From the havoc that a boy's crusty underwear can wreak on a family's reputation to the first time getting caught coming home drunk, Hadjii covers all the aspects of a... Read more

Torchwood: Lost Souls

By: Joseph Lidster

Narrated by: Eve Myles, Freema Agyeman, Full Cast, Gareth Da...

Length: 43 minutes

Abridged: No

Following the tragic deaths of two of their colleagues, only Captain Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper and Ianto Jones remain of Torchwood, protecting humanity against the unknown. Martha Jones, ex-time traveller and now working as a doctor for UNIT, has been called to CERN - the world’s largest particle physics laboratory in Geneva. They’re about to... Read more

Big Trouble

By: Dave Barry

Narrated by: Dick Hill

Length: 7 hours 12 minutes

Abridged: No

In his career, Dave Barry has done just about everything—written bestselling nonfiction, won a Pulitzer Prize, seen his life turned into a television series. And now, at last, he has joined the long list of literary figures from Jane Austen to Tolstoy who have made the transition from humor columnist to novelist—and done it with a style and... Read more

Dates from Hell - Abridged

By: Katherine Ann Samon

Narrated by: Various

Length: 1 hour 29 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A collection of humorous tales about disaster dates features Cheryl's encounter with her date's boa constrictor, Jessica's escape from her blind date out the window of the restaurant bathroom, and Tom's Elvis-obsessed blind date. Read more

Wedding Nightmares - Abridged

By: Bride's Magazine Editors

Narrated by: Various

Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

A collection of strange-but-true tales of wedding disasters recounts a groom's kidnapping by his irate parents, collapsing cakes, wedding-day hurricanes, celebrity nuptial nightmares, and more. Read more

Best of News of the Weird - Abridged

By: Chuck Shepherd, John J. Kohut & Roland Sweet

Narrated by: Various

Length: 1 hour 28 minutes

Abridged: Yes

For news junkies and fans of the bizarre-but-true, here is an outrageous collection of all-real, all-weird news stories culled from the nation's mainstream newspapers! Read more

Downtown Owl

By: Chuck Klosterman

Narrated by: Phillip Baker Hall, Lily Rabe, Wiley Wiggins, C...

Length: 8 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: No

Now a major film! New York Times bestselling author and “one of America’s top cultural critics” (Entertainment Weekly) Chuck Klosterman’s debut novel brilliantly captures the charm and dread of small-town life.

Somewhere in rural North Dakota, there is a fictional town called Owl. They don’t have cable. They don’t really have pop culture, but... Read more

The Men Commandments - Abridged

By: Christian O’Connell

Narrated by: Christian O’Connell

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

'Women have Bridget Jones. Men have no one. Until now.' Ricky Gervais In the best-selling tradition of Clarkson and Moyles, this is TV and Radio personality Christian O’Connell’s take on all things men. For ten years Christian has dispensed his wisdom and advice to millions of lucky radio listeners on every topic... Read more

Supreme Courtship

By: Christopher Buckley

Narrated by: Anne Heche

Length: 8 hours 37 minutes

Abridged: No

President of the United States Donald Vanderdamp is having a hell of a time getting his nominees appointed to the Supreme Court. After one nominee is rejected for insufficiently appreciating To Kill A Mockingbird, the president chooses someone so beloved by voters that the Senate won't have the guts to reject her -- Judge Pepper Cartwright, the... Read more