Humor audiobooks

After You with the Pistol

By: Kyril Bonfiglioli

Narrated by: Simon Prebble

Length: 6 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Kyril Bonfiglioli’s wickedly fun mysteries featuring the Honorable Charlie Mortdecai—degenerate aristocrat, amoral art dealer, seasoned epicurean, unwilling assassin, and general knave-about-Picadilly—have been cult classics in the UK since their first publication there in the 1970s.Charlie’s back in After You with the Pistol, along with his new... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 6 hours 35 minutes

Abridged: No

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide - Abridged

By: Jill Conner Browne

Narrated by: Jill Conner Browne

Length: 3 hours 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have... Read more

Solomon vs. Lord

By: Paul Levine

Narrated by: Christopher Lane

Length: 12 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

Victoria Lord follows all the rules. Steve Solomon makes up his own.Steve Solomon is the sharpest lawyer ever to barely graduate from Key West School of Law. Victoria Lord is fresh from Yale, toiling for an ambitious DA, and soon to be married. And Katrina Barksdale is a sexy former figure skater charged with killing her incredibly wealthy,... Read more

The Dilbert Principle - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 10 minutes

Abridged: Yes

The creator of Dilbert, the fastest-growing comic strip in the nation, takes a look at corporate America in all its glorious lunacy.These hilarious essays on incompetent bosses, rampant management fads, bewildering technological changes, and so much more, will make anyone who has ever worked in an office laugh out loud in recognition.The Dilbert... Read more

Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 22 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above!Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers... Read more

Joy of Work - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 19 minutes

Abridged: Yes

“I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle.” - Dilbert“After your boss has taken away your door, your walls, and your storage areas, there aren't many options left for the next revolution in office design. One of the following things is likely to go next: the floor; the ceiling; your happiness.I... Read more

Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: TBA

Abridged: Yes

In this hilarious new book, Scott Adams introduces the Weasel Zone -- the giant gray area between good moral behavior and outright criminality. It's where your coworkers, bosses, salespeople, CEOs, human resource executives, hotel clerks, home repair people, and loved ones reside. In twenty-seven compelling chapters, Scott reveals the secrets of... Read more

DILBERT FUTURE - Abridged

By: Scott Adams

Narrated by: Scott Adams

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: Yes

"Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while importantoffice work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adamshimself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." --Worth MagazineStep aside, Nostradamus. Here comes the real soothsayer, and he'sturning his eagle eye on everything from new work-avoiding technologyto sex... Read more

Don't Know Much about the Bible

By: Kenneth C. Davis

Narrated by: Arthur Morey & Lorna Raver

Length: 16 hours 11 minutes

Abridged: No

Bringing to life the world of the Old and New Testaments, the acclaimed creator of the bestselling Don’t Know Much About® series transforms dry, difficult reading into colorful and realistic accounts. Relying on new research and improved translations, Kenneth C. Davis uncovers some amazing questions and contradictions about what the Bible really... Read more

Talk to the Hand

By: Lynne Truss

Narrated by: Lynne Truss

Length: 1 hour 56 minutes

Abridged: No

"Talk to the hand, ’cause the face ain’t listening," the saying goes.When did the world stop wanting to hear? When did society become so thoughtless? It’s a topic that has been simmering for years, and Lynne Truss says it’s now reached the boiling point. Taking on the boorish behavior that for some has become a point of pride, Talk to the Hand... Read more

Are Men Necessary?

By: Maureen Dowd

Narrated by: Maureen Dowd

Length: 8 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

Are men afraid of smart, successful women? Why did feminism fizzle? Why are so many of today's women freezing their faces and emotions in an orgy of plasticity? Is "having it all" just a cruel hoax?In this witty and wide-ranging book, Maureen Dowd looks at the state of the sexual union, raising bold questions and examining everything from... Read more

Life's Little Annoyances - Abridged

By: Ian Urbina

Narrated by: Stanley Tucci

Length: 1 hour 54 minutes

Abridged: Yes

True Tales of People Who Just Can't Take It Anymore.

What can you do when the world is pushing you over the edge? More than you think.

For some of us, it's the automated voice that answers the phone when we'd rather talk to a real person. For others, it's the fact that Starbucks insists on calling its smallest-sized coffee "tall." Or perhaps it's... Read more

Worst Noel

By: Collected Authors of the Worst Noel

Narrated by: Collected Authors of the Worst Noel

Length: TBA

Abridged: No

It's that time of year again -- the holiday season. Between checkout lines a mile long, the office party hangover, battles with traffic, and delayed flights, what's better to do than to listen to The Worst Noel and laugh your holiday aggravation away?The collection features an eclectic mix of writers with playful, often dark humor as the common... Read more

Calder Pride - Abridged

By: Janet Dailey

Narrated by: Judith Ivey

Length: 5 hours 56 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Cat is a Calder through and through: proud, headstrong, intelligent, and extremely beautiful. When her fiancé is accidentally killed, she retreats to the family homestead to mourn, vowing never to give her heart to another man. But one reckless night with a handsome, gray-eyed stranger changes her life forever -- and gives her a son with... Read more

10 Jahre Reformbühne Heim & Welt

By: Wladimir Kaminer

Narrated by: Wladimir Kaminer, Jakob Hein, Heiko Werning, Da...

Length: 2 hours 28 minutes

Abridged: No

Seit zehn Jahren trifft sich eine gute Hand voll Literaten und Musiker jeden Sonntag, um ihre selbst geschriebenen Texte, Lieder und Agitationen der letzten Woche live vom Zettel vorzutragen. Das Prinzip "Reformbühne" wurde stilbildend: Inspiriert von ihr, gründeten sich zahlreiche weitere ähnliche Veranstaltungen, die schließlich mit dem Namen... Read more

The Truth (with jokes)

By: Al Franken

Narrated by: Al Franken

Length: 9 hours 46 minutes

Abridged: No

Al Franken's landmark bestseller, Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them…a Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, was praised as a "bitterly funny assault" (The New York Times) that rang "with the moral clarity of an angel's trumpet" (Associated Press). Now, this master of political humor strikes again with a powerful and provocative message for... Read more

Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade

By: Guy Browning

Narrated by: Simon Vance

Length: 5 hours 8 minutes

Abridged: No

The big things in life look after themselves. Birth, love, death—they're all terrifically exciting, but they happen whether we like it or not. It's the little things in life that cause the most trouble. How do you deal with the million and one everyday challenges?

Help is at hand. For the first time you can get intelligent, practical tuition... Read more

Nightmares on Congress Street, Part IV

By: Rhonda Carlson, Clay T Graybeal, W. W. Jacobs, ...

Narrated by: Full Cast

Length: 1 hour 52 minutes

Abridged: No

In 2001, a group of Portland, ME area theatrical professionals began creating a series of audio theatre programs - Nightmares on Congress Street "classic horror stories to Chill & Thrill". These productions have all been broadcast on Maine's NPR station for the past few Hallowe'en Eves. Now in it's fourth year, this production includes an... Read more

Local Man Moves to the City

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 16 minutes

Abridged: No

"New York is a hard place to visit, but a pretty good place to live," says Garrison Keillor, and on this humorous and insightful audio collection he explains why. This Grammy Award-nominated collection comprises 10 monologues in which Keillor reflects on New York City life through the eyes of a transplanted Minnesotan. These stories are among... Read more

Da Shakespeare auf Bairisch 2

By: Curt Werner & Oscar Schmidt

Narrated by: Conny Glogger, Ferdinand Dörfler, Peter Weiß & ...

Length: 2 hours

Abridged: No

Historiker wie Literatursachverständige streiten seit Jahrhunderten über die wahre Identität des englischen Autors William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616). Unumstritten ist, dass dieser ein ganz besonders Talent hatte, dem Volk wie auch der Obrigkeit direkt aufs Maul und ins Herz zu schauen. Der Zyklus ?Da Shakespeare auf Bairisch? verweist hier mit... Read more

Da Shakespeare auf Bairisch 2

By: Curt Werner & Oscar Schmidt

Narrated by: Conny Glogger, Ferdinand Dörfler, Peter Weiß & ...

Length: 2 hours

Abridged: No

Historiker wie Literatursachverständige streiten seit Jahrhunderten über die wahre Identität des englischen Autors William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616). Unumstritten ist, dass dieser ein ganz besonders Talent hatte, dem Volk wie auch der Obrigkeit direkt aufs Maul und ins Herz zu schauen. Der Zyklus ?Da Shakespeare auf Bairisch? verweist hier mit... Read more

Kurzgeschichten von Fritz Müller Partenkirchen

By: Fritz Müller Partenkirchen

Narrated by: Gerd Anthoff

Length: 1 hour 27 minutes

Abridged: No

Der Großmeister der Kleingeschichte hat viel vom Geist und Ideenreichtum der echten Volkserzähler. Sein Name ist mit Peter Rosegger, Ludwig Ganghofer, Georg Queri und Ludwig Thoma in eine Reihe zu stellen. Die Symbiose zwischen Autor und dem Erzähler Gerd Anthoff begründet sich in der gemeinsamen Sprache, die der Dialektkünstler Anthoff sensibel... Read more

Schade, daß Sie gekommen sind

By: Jürgen Scheller

Narrated by: Jürgen Scheller

Length: 56 minutes

Abridged: No

Jürgen Scheller -Schade, dass Sie gekommen sind- Ein buntes Liederprogramm des frühen Mitglieds der Lach- und Schießgesellschaft. 1) Der Gastgeber, 2) Mädchen wenn es Abend wird, 3) Tandaradei, 4) Berliner Tempo, 5) Der Duft nach Regen, 6) Quand on 'na pas, 7) In Paulchens Pinte nebenan, 8) Die goldene Wolke, 9) Schade, daß Sie... Read more