Humor audiobooks

Youth in Exile

By: C. D. Payne

Narrated by: Richard Powers

Length: 8 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: No

He didn’t intend to burn half of Berkeley to the ground or create a media frenzy by faking his best friend’s suicide or enroll in high school dressed as an elderly Italian woman. However, he did. Nick Twisp started out an honor student and ended up a fugitive. His ongoing struggles to make sense out of high school, deal with his divorced... Read more

Youth in Bondage

By: C. D. Payne

Narrated by: Richard Powers

Length: 8 hours 40 minutes

Abridged: No

Welcome to the world of Nick Twisp, California’s most precocious diarist, whose ongoing struggles to make sense out of high school, deal with his divorced parents, and lose his virginity result in his transformation from an unassuming fourteen-year-old to a modern youth in open revolt. In Youth in Revolt, the first volume of Nick’s journals, we... Read more

The World According to Bertie

By: Alexander McCall Smith

Narrated by: Robert Ian Mackenzie

Length: 14 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

The World According to Bertie is the fourth in the series and revolves around the many colorful characters that come and go at No. 44 Scotland Street. McCall Smith handles the characters with his customary charm and deftness-the stalwart Tory chartered surveyor, the pushy mother, and, most importantly in this novel, the beleaguered... Read more

The Joy of Ex

By: Vicky Edwards

Narrated by: Lesley Keene

Length: 39 minutes

Abridged: No

Don't get mad; get over it. That's the advice of Vicky Edwards, a woman who has been chucked more often than a kebab and one too many pints on a Friday night. Practical and funny, this book will help you to dust yourself down and start all over again while you're going through the emotional turbulence of being dumped, before leading you gently... Read more

Let's Play Doctor - Abridged

By: Mark Leyner & Billy Goldberg

Narrated by: Mark Leyner

Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Let's Play Doctor is your instant guide to becoming a Real Fake Doctor. At the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine, we offer an informative, immersive, and incredibly entertaining course of study that will give you the special skills needed to get your M.D. on! By following the lessons in Let's Play Doctor, you'll learn: Special mental... Read more

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue: Humph In Wonderland

By: BBC, Graeme Garden & Iain Pattinson

Narrated by: Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, Humphrey Lyttelton,...

Length: 1 hour 6 minutes

Abridged: No

Humph in Wonderland stars chairman Humphrey Lyttelton in the title role, with Tony Hawks as the Narrator, Sandi Toksvig as the Queen of Hearts, Tim Brooke-Taylor as the Duchess, Graeme Garden as the Cook and Barry Cryer as Humpty Dumpty. Andy Hamilton also features as the Caterpillar, with Rob Brydon as the Mad Hatter, Jeremy Hardy as the March... Read more

Jesus liebt mich (Gekürzte Fassung) - Abridged

By: Safier David

Narrated by: Anna Thalbach & Detlef Bierstedt

Length: 5 hours 16 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Marie hat das beeindruckende Talent, sich ständig in die falschen Männer zu verlieben. Kurz nachdem auch noch ihre Hochzeit platzt, lernt sie einen Zimmermann kennen. Und der ist so ganz anders als alle Kerle zuvor: einfühlsam, selbstlos, aufmerksam. Dummerweise erklärt er beim ersten Date, er sei Jesus. Zuerst denkt Marie, der Zimmermann hat... Read more

The Book of General Ignorance - Abridged

By: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Narrated by: John Mitchinson & John Lloyd

Length: 4 hours 20 minutes

Abridged: Yes

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A shockingly counterintuitive book of trivia that cuts through the misconceptions that most of us call “facts” to show how wrong we are about . . . well, everything.

“Trivia buffs and know-it-alls alike will exult to find so much repeatable wisdom gathered in one place.”—The New York Times

Think Magellan was the first... Read more

Dearest Dorothy, Who Would Have Ever Thought?!

By: Charlene Baumbich

Narrated by: Cynthia Darlow

Length: 10 hours 5 minutes

Abridged: No

The first three books in award-winning journalist Charlene Ann Baumbich's Dearest Dorothy series won her a congregation of adoring fans for her pleasant tales set amid the good people of Partonville. The fourth entry in the series contains all the hopes, heartache, happiness and inspiration her readers have come to cherish. Read more

Foul Play

By: Janet Evanovich

Narrated by: C. J. Critt

Length: 4 hours 58 minutes

Abridged: No

When Amy Klasse loses her TV job to a dancing chicken, handsome veterinarian Jake Elliott rescues her with an offer to be his receptionist. Jake just can't resist a damsel in distress, and Amy certainly doesn't mind Jake's charming sincerity. Then, the job-stealing chicken suddenly disappears and Amy is suspected of foul play. Amy and Jake... Read more

Why We Suck - Abridged

By: Denis Leary

Narrated by: Denis Leary

Length: 4 hours 47 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Abridged CDs * 4 CDs, 5 hours

“Denis Leary snarls as naturally as most actors smile,” says one critic of the writer and comic. In Why We Suck, Leary snarls to brilliant effect. With his patented highspeed ranting and killer comic instinct, Denis Leary has become a beloved antihero whose bracing invective and outrageous riffs have earned him a... Read more

Die Ferienbande und das bumsfidele Geisterschiff, Folge 4

By: Matthias Keller, Sven Buchholz, Kai Schwind & C...

Narrated by: Chris Peters, Matthias Keller, Sven Buchholz & ...

Length: 1 hour 18 minutes

Abridged: No

Dank Babsis überwältigendem Sexualtrieb schlittern unsere Helden in ein mysteriöses Rätsel: ein unheimliches Geisterschiff plagt eine reiche und selbstverständlich exzentrische Industrielle. Die Bande folgt der Spur des unheimlichen schwarzen Piraten - und gibt auf hoher See genau so ein armseliges Bild ab wie an Land. Bernd früher genannt Beate... Read more

Too Fat to Fish

By: Artie Lange

Narrated by: Artie Lange, The Reverend Bob Levy, Gary Dell'A...

Length: 7 hours 55 minutes

Abridged: No

When Artie Lange joined the permanent cast of The Howard Stern Show in 2001, it was possibly the greatest thing ever to happen in the Stern universe, second only to the show’s move to the wild, uncensored frontier of satellite radio. Lange provided what Stern had yet to find all in the same place: a wit quick enough to keep pace with his own, a... Read more

Dear Fatty - Abridged

By: Dawn French

Narrated by: Liza Tarbuck

Length: 6 hours 36 minutes

Abridged: Yes

Brought to you by Penguin.

A SUNDAY TIMES NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER

The hilarious and heartwarming memoir from one of Britain's best-loved comedians and Women's Prize longlisted author, Dawn French.

Dawn French is one of the greatest comedians of our time with a career that has spanned nearly four decades. Loved for her irreverent humour, Dawn has... Read more

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Youth

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 16 minutes

Abridged: No

These news from Lake Wobegon monologues are grouped by theme. Youth includes "Blue Devils," "Nostalgia," "O Christmas Tree," "Pageant," and "Messy Shoes." Read more

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Patience

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 12 minutes

Abridged: No

These news from Lake Wobegon monologues are grouped by theme. Patience includes "Aunt Ellie," "Duke's 25th," and "You're Not the Only One." Read more

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Rhubarb

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 16 minutes

Abridged: No

These news from Lake Wobegon monologues are grouped by theme. Rhubarb includes "Rhubarb", "Sweet Corn," "The Sun's Gonna Shine Someday," and "Yellow Ribbon." Read more

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Fertility

By: Garrison Keillor

Length: 1 hour 16 minutes

Abridged: No

These news from Lake Wobegon monologues are grouped by theme. Fertility includes "The Krebsbach's Vacation," "Prophet," "The Six Labors of Father Wilmer," and "Fertility." Read more

The Art of Cheating

By: Jessica Dorfman Jones

Narrated by: Eliza Foss

Length: 10 hours 2 minutes

Abridged: No

With tongue-in-cheek wit, debut author Jessica Dorfman Jones delivers proven tactics to help anyone cheat successfully through life. She shows how to creatively enhance a resume and beat a drug or polygraph test. She also reveals how to file fabricated tax and insurance forms. Each of her 32 chapters introduces the scam, reveals its risks and... Read more

Right Ho, Jeeves

By: P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated by: Nicolas Coster

Length: 8 hours 51 minutes

Abridged: No

Has Jeeves finally lost his grip? Wealthy, scatterbrained Bertie Wooster— with the aid of his ever-faithful butler, Jeeves— attempts to romantically link dreamy, soulful Gussie Fink-Nottle with soppy, sweet Madeline Bassett. But as soon as Bertie takes Gussie and Madeline's love connection into his own hands, things go... Read more

The Bachelors

By: Muriel Spark

Narrated by: Wanda McCaddon

Length: 7 hours

Abridged: No

A barrister, a “priest,” a detective, a lovelorn Irishman, a handwriting expert, a heinous spiritual medium … the very British bachelors of Muriel Spark’s supreme 1960 novel come in every stripe. First found contentedly chatting in their London clubs and shopping at Fortnum’s, the cozy bachelors are not set to stay cozy for long. Soon enough,... Read more

Why Do I Say These Things? - Abridged

By: Jonathan Ross

Narrated by: Jonathan Ross

Length: 2 hours 9 minutes

Abridged: Yes

This is Jonathan Ross. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to rock 'n' roll and genital warts, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous page-turner will leave you asking just one question . . . Why didn't he write it sooner? Read more

100 Rants On Why Men Are Pants

By: Amy Charter

Narrated by: Anne Onn

Length: 12 minutes

Abridged: No

Men. It's pretty difficult to think of what use they could be put to. It's plain to see that they need assistance getting dressed and appear to be incapable of discerning the purpose of a toilet seat. From the fairer sex then comes this perfectly-formed little number with all the reasons why men are crap! Read more

101 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

By: Elizabeth Kershaw

Narrated by: Lucy Ferr

Length: 13 minutes

Abridged: No

The affirmative bible for the modern woman, this book celebrates all the reasons why it's great to be a girl! Read more