Marty’s Horrible, Terrible, Very Bad Day
Accidentally Paranormal: Book #17
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 4 hours 25 minutes
Description
For Roxanne McNally, being a grim reaper has never been easy. Now she hates her job more than usual, because she's been charged with reaping the soul of a legend—werewolf Marty Andrews Flaherty. Marty, together with her equally iconic friends Nina and Wanda, are Rocky's idols. To say she's an OOPs fangirl is putting it mildly. No way is she willing to deal with eons of hate Tweets for taking the soul of a paranormal superstar. Reaping supernaturals isn't even her gig. She's strictly human-only. No. There must be some mistake with the list, and she'll get to the bottom of it . . . if she can just ignore the distracting reappearance of a certain hunky doctor in her life.
Hudson Kahlil—frequently known as Dr. Sexypants among besotted patients and staff—could swear he knows Roxanne from somewhere. As a phoenix who's regularly reincarnated with no previous knowledge of his past lives, he's not surprised he can't place her. Though he'd love to reacquaint himself . . . and he may get the chance, since they're both temporarily staying at Marty Flaherty's home, protecting her while racing to find an unknown threat.
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Accidentally Paranormal Series

The Accidental Werewolf
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 10 hours 15 minutes
Abridged: No
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty.... Read more »
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Accidentally Dead
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 10 hours 35 minutes
Abridged: No
It's a lousy first day on the job for Nina Blackman. A patient, loopy from the anesthesia, bites her. At least he was cute. The next morning, Nina wakes up with a set of razor-sharp fangs, bionic vision, supersonic hearing, and a taste for blood. But there's a good explanation: it's her patient, Long Island vampire Greg Statleon. Is Nina willing... Read more »
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The Accidental Human
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 10 hours 42 minutes
Abridged: No
Wanda Schwartz is raking in the dough selling Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics—and she's a pro at recruiting new saleswomen. So, she's shocked when a man comes to one of her in—home parties-a very hot man. Heath Jefferson is sure to put some extra spin into a lot of women's color wheels. When Wanda is diagnosed with a terminal illness, it doesn't have to be... Read more »
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Accidentally Demonic
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 10 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: No
When mild-mannered Casey Schwartz wakes up in jail, she has no memory of how she got there. But after her sister, Wanda, bails her out, Casey has more to deal with than a foggy memory-like abrupt mood swings and fireballs shooting from her fingertips. But things really head south when a vampire shows up on her doorstep... Vampire Clayton... Read more »
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Accidentally Catty
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 11 hours 20 minutes
Abridged: No
Katie Woods never thought that she'd be forty-one, divorced, and thrust back into the dating world. To start fresh, Katie uproots her veterinary practice to upstate New York—not exactly the hottest dating scene on the planet. But when an unconscious cougar appears at her clinic, Katie's newly single life gets a much needed jolt of the... Read more »
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Accidentally Dead, Again
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 11 hours 49 minutes
Abridged: No
After a wild work-sponsored Halloween party, entomologist Sam McLean wakes up with a spotty memory—and a pointy set of fangs. Sam's one-night stand wasn't just dressed as a vampire; she had the bite to match. Somehow, Sam's unconscious body ends up at the OOPS office, where paranormal crisis counselors Nina, Marty, and Wanda give him the... Read more »
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The Accidental Genie
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 11 hours 20 minutes
Abridged: No
Jeannie Carlyle is a caterer extraordinaire, more than ready to handle any challenge thrown at her. But when her client asks her to open up a rare bottle of gin for a party, Jeannie is shocked when a guy in poofy pants pops out and she gets sucked inside. Trapped in the bottle, Jeannie does the only thing she can think of and uses her cell phone... Read more »
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The Accidental Werewolf 2
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 10 hours 2 minutes
Abridged: No
Accountant Harry Ralph Emerson has always been a by-the-numbers kind of guy. But when he finds himself trapped at work sprouting an obscene amount of hair, he knows his odds for maintaining normalcy are zero to none. After a frantic Internet search, Harry goes through the OOPS—Out in the Open Paranormal Support—checklist and comes to a... Read more »
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The Accidental Dragon
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
Length: 8 hours 13 minutes
Abridged: No
Firefighter McAllister "Mick" Malone knows he has a protective streak, especially when it comes to his deceased best friend's sister, Tessa. But after twenty-five years of verbal sparring, Mick can't help but notice that their recent arguments have started to feel a lot like foreplay. And while Tessa knows exactly what to say to get him going,... Read more »
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Accidentally Ever After
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 8 hours 33 minutes
Abridged: No
Antonia Vitali's on the run and in hiding, working as a salesclerk in a designer outlet mall in Jersey. Toni's life has been on a steady downward decline for three years now, the ghosts of her past always nipping at her heels. Little does she know, her life's about to change when the OOPS girls whisk in for a day of Christmas shopping and fall... Read more »
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Bearly Accidental
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 6 hours 56 minutes
Abridged: No
At the request of their friend Antonia, Wanda, Marty and Nina find themselves trekking up a snowy mountainside, in search of Toni's brother. Wanted by the mob, Cormac Vitali is hiding out in the Colorado Wilderness, where the ladies from OOPS finally catch up to him . . . freshly tranqed by a bounty hunter. Bear shifter Teddy Gribanov realized... Read more »
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How Nina Got Her Fang Back
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 4 hours 37 minutes
Abridged: No
It's been a while since Nina Statleon—ex-coffin lover, current chicken wing lover—lost her vampire mojo during a particularly brutal OOPS case. Her friends Wanda and Marty are worried. Nina clearly hasn't dealt with the emotional fallout caused by losing one's immortality. She's got issues. Big issues. And it's time to call in the Big... Read more »
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The Accidental Familiar
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 7 hours 32 minutes
Abridged: No
Desperate to pay the rent, Broadway star wannabe Poppy McGuillicuddy is the middle of DJ-ing a Halloween party when a mishap with a cat named Calamity changes her life forever. Suddenly, she's a familiar—as in, a witch's familiar. Or in her case, a warlock's. Even more specifically, a gorgeous warlock . . . who wants nothing to do with her.... Read more »
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Then Came Wanda...With a Baby Carriage
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 4 hours 16 minutes
Abridged: No
There's almost nothing Wanda Jefferson wants more than a family to call her own, and she's almost got it all with her husband, Heath, a beautiful home in the suburbs, and her soul-satisfying work with her best friends as part of OOPS—a paranormal crisis hotline. Yet still, there's a tiny hole in Wanda's heart she longs to fill with a baby. As... Read more »
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The Accidental Mermaid
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 6 hours 6 minutes
Abridged: No
Esther Williams Sanchez is busy living her life the way she's always done. Spending time with her pets, working as a divorce mediator, and enjoying her newly renovated cottage on the beach. She's also decided it's high time she learn how to swim to prepare for an upcoming cruise. It's time to let go of a horrible past experience and take some... Read more »
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Marty’s Horrible, Terrible, Very Bad Day
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 4 hours 25 minutes
Abridged: No
For Roxanne McNally, being a grim reaper has never been easy. Now she hates her job more than usual, because she's been charged with reaping the soul of a legend—werewolf Marty Andrews Flaherty. Marty, together with her equally iconic friends Nina and Wanda, are Rocky's idols. To say she's an OOPs fangirl is putting it mildly. No way is she... Read more »
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The Accidental Unicorn
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 7 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No
Oliver Baldwin has a problem. And it's a big one. He has a unicorn horn. A unicorn horn that's pink and purple and shoots glitter everywhere. Everywhere . . . But that's not all it does.
So what's a guy who, out of nowhere, has a swirly horn sprout from his head to do?
He calls the ladies of OOPS and in the process gets a bird's eye view of a... Read more »

The Accidental Troll
By: Dakota Cassidy
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
Length: 7 hours 17 minutes
Abridged: No
Murphy Umanski, personal assistant and sister to Nova LaRue, the beautiful, popular Instagram influencer, has her hands full keeping her client in check. Nova has a big following, a big mouth, and because of it, she has even a bigger problem. After posting an anonymous and inflammatory comment on a rival's Instagram page, someone turns her into... Read more »
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