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Trump Rhymes-Surviving Trump Times

By Richard Ackner & Robbyn Ackner
Narrated by Robbyn Ackner / 43 minutes

A humorous and thought provoking take on the crazy events that occurred during the 2016 election season and right up through the inauguration, centering around that whirlwind of narcissistic sociopath himself, Donald Trump.

25 Poems about Trump, his rogues gallery of supporters and opponents, as well the media chronicling it. If you feel ready to burst into tears at any moment, this book will offer a short respite of laughter before you go back to contemplating doomsday. We will answer many questions, most of which you never considered asking .

What do Trump and Dorian Gray have in common? (Hint; it's not upper class British manners)

What's worse than a week with Ted Cruz?

Which Fox News personality do the authors hate the most? (There may be no wrong answer),

Who is scared of Mike Pence? Raise your hand

Why would Morning Joe be better without Joe?

Who do you think best fits the description of a "cornpone Giuliani"?

Will the authors end up in Gitmo?

Will we receive a thank you note from Jimmy Fallon?

Alternative Facts are Just Other Words for Nothing Left to Truth

Midnight in Gotham

Four Surrogates of the Apocalypse Now

The Popular Vote Still Gets His Goat

Thanks Obama

A Street Car Named Lindsey

Fox and Friends-Breakfast with Morons

Late Night Christmas in June

Birther Redux

A Week with Ted Cruz

Der Furor

Thumb on the Scale

Fox News-Unfair and I’m Becoming Balanced

The Portrait of Reverse Dorian Gray

Landslide?-Takes Big Rocks to Suggest That

Morning Joe with No Joe

21st Century Man-churian Candidate

Mitt Romney’s Back and There is Going to be Trouble (Not Really)

We Get Our Comeup Pence

Put Out the Good China

Ctrl Alt Right Delete

Truth Trump (Credit to the Daily Show)

A Nightmare From a Trump at the Helm Tweet

Repeal and Replace and Your Next Visit is Never

The Walking Dread


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Author &
Narrator Robbyn Ackner
ISBN 9781518945021
Length 43 minutes
Language English
Publisher Author's Republic
Publication date
Edition Unabridged
Genres Politics & Economy & Nonfiction
Libro.fm rank #146,625 Overall
Genre rank #4,001 in Politics & Economy