Never Say Genius
The Genius Files: Book #2
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
Description
Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of anaverage day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pantssiblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road tripthat began in Mission Unstoppable,and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!
Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. Theynever asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. Andthey certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in awild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that’s whathappens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you acrossAmerica. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history—and themost awesome!
Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Mapsand follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National MustardMuseum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do—never say genius.
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The Genius Files Series

Mission Unstoppable
By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
Length: 6 hours 8 minutes
Abridged: No
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump offa cliff. They didn’t want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either.And they certainly don’t want to get locked in their burning school, throwninto a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam.But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the... Read more »
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Never Say Genius
By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of anaverage day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pantssiblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road tripthat began in Mission Unstoppable,and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!
Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be... Read more »
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You Only Die Twice
By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
Length: 5 hours 48 minutes
Abridged: No
The most dangerousroad trip in history continues for thirteen-year-old twins Coke and PepsiMcDonald.
Just when they think they are safe, theMcDonald twins are chased by an evil Elvis impersonator, trapped in a poolof flesh-eating soda pop, nearly pulverized in a giant shredder, and crushed ina turbo-charged carnival ride. Worst of all, no one... Read more »
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From Texas with Love
By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
Length: 5 hours 26 minutes
Abridged: No
The wackiest road trip in history continues in book four ofthe New York Times bestselling Genius Files series, following twins Cokeand Pepsi as they dodge villains and visit weird-but-true landmarks from Texasall the way to Roswell, New Mexico. With the real-kid humor that has earned himmillions of readers around the world, and featuring all new... Read more »
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