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“Looking for a queer creature feature satirizing The Bachelor? You should be and here it is! ”
— Jenna • Phoenix Books
'So much fun!' Lilly Wachowski
'Horrifying and delightful' Kristen Arnett
Renee has made it: she's in the final four.
But is she dying to win?
Renee should be thrilled to have been chosen as one of the final four contestants in The Catch, the world's biggest reality show. But now she, the other contestants, and Jeremy 'the Catch' have arrived on the remote, wooded island for the final show, Renee begins to wonder if there's something wrong. Is she taking a bigger risk than she realised?
And as she and the other contestants begin their final challenges, they slowly start to realise that the island they've been taken to is hiding a terrifying secret - one that could make the final Elimination Event all too real.
What readers are saying
'THIS WAS INSANE IN THE BEST WAY I AM OBSESSED'
'A gloriously bonkers book'
'This book sucked me in and I couldn't put it down!'
'One of my favorite books this year!!'
'It's a wild ride.'
'Funny and smart, it's also surprisingly tender.'
'It was a genuine page turner.'
Samantha Allen is the author of Real Queer America: LGBT Stories from Red States (Little, Brown, 2019), which was a Lambda Literary Award finalist. A GLAAD Award-winning journalist, Samantha has been published by outlets including the New York Times, Rolling Stone, and CNN. Her other books include Love & Estrogen (Amazon Original Stories, 2018) and M to (WT)F (Audible Originals, 2020). Patricia Wants to Cuddle is her debut novel.