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HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship) by Emily Axford & Brian Murphy
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HEY, U UP? (For a Serious Relationship)

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Length 4 hours 10 minutes
Language English
Narrators Emily Axford & Brian Murphy

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Hilarious instructions for achieving a stable romantic relationship from a professionally funny couple who did it themselves

Who better to write a very humorous manual about evolving modern relationships than two CollegeHumor veterans and viral-video stars who happen to be a real-life husband-and-wife team? With candor, bite, and charm, HEY, U UP? takes readers on an eight-chapter journey through the trials of hooking up to the foibles of marriage, and combines the authors' prescriptive advice with the unfolding story of their own relationship. HEY, U UP? tackles all the milestones of relationships today--both glorious and embarrassing-- with sections ranging from "How to Ask Someone Out After You've Slept with Them" all the way to "Establish Your Family as the Christmas Family by Turning Your Significant Other Against Their Own Parents."

EMILY AXFORD'S pieces have been featured in McSweeney's and The Onion and she has appeared on Inside Amy Schumer and The Colbert Report. BRIAN MURPHY is the founding editor of dorkly.com and the cocreator of the Dinosaur Office video series for Nintendo. They both appear on TruTV's Adam Ruins Everything. Based in Los Angeles, they are the writers and stars of the show Hot Date for the cable network Pop.

EMILY AXFORD'S pieces have been featured in McSweeney's and The Onion and she has appeared on Inside Amy Schumer and The Colbert Report. BRIAN MURPHY is the founding editor of dorkly.com and the cocreator of the Dinosaur Office video series for Nintendo. They both appear on TruTV's Adam Ruins Everything. Based in Los Angeles, they are the writers and stars of the show Hot Date for the cable network Pop.

EMILY AXFORD'S pieces have been featured in McSweeney's and The Onion and she has appeared on Inside Amy Schumer and The Colbert Report. BRIAN MURPHY is the founding editor of dorkly.com and the cocreator of the Dinosaur Office video series for Nintendo. They both appear on TruTV's Adam Ruins Everything. Based in Los Angeles, they are the writers and stars of the show Hot Date for the cable network Pop.

EMILY AXFORD'S pieces have been featured in McSweeney's and The Onion and she has appeared on Inside Amy Schumer and The Colbert Report. BRIAN MURPHY is the founding editor of dorkly.com and the cocreator of the Dinosaur Office video series for Nintendo. They both appear on TruTV's Adam Ruins Everything. Based in Los Angeles, they are the writers and stars of the show Hot Date for the cable network Pop.

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