Me Oh Maya #13

The Knights of the Kitchen Table #1

By: Jon Scieszka
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
Length: 54 minutes
Abridged: No

How did Joe, Fred, and Sam end up in King Arthur's court? It all started with The Book, a present from Joe's magician uncle. One minute they were looking at pictures of knights in The Book—and the next minute they are knights, battling fire-breathing dragons and gross-smelling giants! Can the Time Warp Trio escape death and destruction—and make... Read more »

The Not-So-Jolly Roger #2

By: Jon Scieszka
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 55 minutes
Abridged: No

It's the Time Warp Trio to the rescue! Only this time they are rescuing their own adventure-loving hides. Blackbeard, the meanest, ugliest pirate ever, has our accidental time travelers cornered. Can Fred, Sam, and Joe find The Book in time—or will they become shark munchies? Read more »

The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy #3

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 17 minutes
Abridged: No

Thanks to the magic of The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred are back in the wild, wild West—and it's proving to be way too wild. They're almost stampeded by a herd of crazed cattle and nearly suffocated by foul cow-fumes! Then they meet a friendly Indian chief, but why do his warriors keep staring at their scalps? Uh-oh . . . Can the intrepid friends... Read more »

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal #4

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 34 minutes
Abridged: No

Thanks to The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred are back in the Stone Age, where there aren't any math problems. But there's a tribe of hostile cavewomen, a hungry-looking saber-toothed tiger, a bone-rattling earthquake, and a woolly mammoth who wants to turn them into toe-jam. Worst of all, Joe, Sam, and Fred have discovered that writing hasn't been... Read more »

2095 #5

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 22 minutes
Abridged: No

Zapped into the twenty-first century by The Book, Fred, Sam, and Joe discover that the future is worth waiting for. 3-D ads attack them on the street, and ray gun-toting robots demand their ID numbers, or else. And a meeting with their great-grandkids could knock out the old family tree at the roots! Will the trio's future mix-up wipe out their... Read more »

Tut, Tut #6

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 34 minutes
Abridged: No

The Time Warp Trio is back, and up to hieroglyphic high-jinks in the land of pyramids and Pharaohs! When Joe's sister Anna accidentally opens The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred suddenly find themselves in ancient Egypt. Soon the Time Warpers are dodging crocodiles on the Nile, outwitting the evil high priest, and searching for an escape route from the... Read more »

Summer Reading Is Killing Me! #7

By: Jon Scieszka
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
Length: 1 hour 10 minutes
Abridged: No

Joe, Sam, and Fred just want a relaxing summer. But when Fred accidentally places their summer reading list inside The Book, the guys find themselves trapped in Hoboken while villains from children's classics run amok! The intrepic trio must find The Book before the Headless Horesman, Long John Silver, and a dastardly Mr. (Teddy) Bear do away... Read more »

It's All Greek to Me #8

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 25 minutes
Abridged: No

Wouldn't you know it, right when the trusty Time Warp Trio is about to go on stage in the school play, the script gets knocked into The Book, and Joe, Fred, and Sam come face to face with Cerberus, the mythological three-headed dog of Hades. And the drooling guard dog isn't the worst of their problems: The guys have landed smack in the middle of... Read more »

See You Later, Gladiator #9

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 29 minutes
Abridged: No

One minute the guys are wrestling around in Joe's room. The next minute The Book has transported them back to ancient Rome—and face-to-face with one big ol' gladiator. Luckily, Joe, Sam, and Fred, the Time Warp Trio, have seen enough professional wrestling to make it through gladiator school—but not even a smackdown bodyslam can help them at the... Read more »

Sam Samurai #10

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 36 minutes
Abridged: No

They've conquered the summer reading list, Greek monsters, and Roman gladiators, but a poetry assignment? Stuck writing haikus for English class, Joe, Sam, and Fred take one little break from doing their homework and—BAM!—they land smack-dab in the middle of seventeenth-century Japan. But how will the boys search out The Book and find their way... Read more »

Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge? #11

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 25 minutes
Abridged: No

The Time Warp Trio is staying home for once, and Joe's got a perfect way to keep The Book from getting lost. But when the guys find themselves stuck on top of the half-finished Brooklyn Bridge, they realize that Joe's foolproof Book Tracker wasn't so foolproof after all. Now the guys have to make their way through 1877 Brooklyn and find The Book... Read more »

Viking It and Liking It #12

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 11 minutes
Abridged: No

Did you know that our word Thursday comes from the Viking god Thor . . . as in Thor's Day? Neither did the Time Warp Trio. Did you know that if you say "Thursday" over and over again too close to a certain magic Book, you will get sucked back two thousand years to the time of the Vikings? Neither did the Time Warp Trio. Can our trusty heroes,... Read more »

Me Oh Maya #13

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 14 minutes
Abridged: No

One minute Joe, Sam, and Fred are shooting hoops in Brooklyn; the next they're on a court that is definitely not in New York, and surrounded by a bunch of players wearing feathered headdresses and not much else. And the other team is saying something about losers being the next blood sacrifices. Uh-oh. Tossed back in time to Chichén Itzá,... Read more »

Da Wild, Da Crazy, Da Vinci #14

By: Jon Scieszka
Length: 1 hour 25 minutes
Abridged: No

You probably know that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Did you know that he also invented an early version of a helicopter and a tank, and that he planned to execute the Time Warp Trio for spying on his inventions? Sam's bright idea to look for the inventor of the Book takes the guys to 15th century Italy to meet up with Leonardo. But... Read more »

Oh Say, I Can't See #15

By: Jon Scieszka
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
Length: 1 hour 10 minutes
Abridged: No

"I cannot tell a lie," said General George Washington. "The Time Warp Trio helped me cross the Delaware River and surprise the enemy troops." So how did Christmas Eve in the Twenty-First century turn into Christmas Day in 1776? Well, it was sort of an accident. And for once, it wasn't Joe's, Sam's, and Fred's fault! Can American history survive... Read more »

Marco? Polo! #16

By: Jon Scieszka
Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
Length: 1 hour 33 minutes
Abridged: No

The Time Warp Trio meets Marco Polo!

What would happen if someone had a time-warping book he got from his uncle who was a magician, and he took it to the local YMCA pool while he played Marco? Polo! with his best friends? In the sixteenth adventure of the Time Warp Trio, it happens to Joe (and Fred and Sam). And what happens is sandstorms, desert... Read more »