Kill the Farm Boy
The Tales of Pell
The Tales of Pell: Book #1
“Wildly unpredictable, tremendously goofy, and brilliantly inventive, Kill the Farm Boy is a laugh-out-loud fantasy trope extravaganza. A talking goat, a fierce warrior, a bumbling rogue, a wannabe dark wizard, and an enchanted bard set out on a quest full of adventure, mishaps, and lots of cheese. I can’t count the number of times I giggled, snorted, and chuckled at a clever quip or ludicrous joke. Fans of Monty Python and Robin Hood: Men in Tights will definitely find Kill the Farm Boy to their liking.”Sami Thomason, Square Books
“Laugh-out-loud chuckle-worthy! The fantasy equivalent to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, in which all fairy tale tropes are turned on their head. The Chosen One has 4 legs, not 2; the witch is surprisingly not as evil as you’re led to believe; and the romantic couple is in no way royal. But there is a quest, some magic, a band of unlikely heroes and even more unlikely friends, adventure, bravery, unforeseen deaths, and a love story with a happy ending. The best part? It’s the start of a new series, so there’s plenty more to come from this fantastically funny duo.”BrocheAroe, River Dog Book Co.
“This audiobook could not possibly be any better! The book is witty, wry and everything I didn't know I wanted in a fun, fast paced novel. The reader has a delightful voice and easily slips from cadence to cadence, giving each character a distinct inflection and making it easy to follow the dialogue even when groups are conversing. I cannot wait to pick up the next book by these enchanting authors!”Genavieve, Books & Company